Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I paid 60 dollars for my senior yearbook. They forgot to put me in it. FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, as the new school year starts, we had the traditional class council election, where I bravely nominated myself for class president. As our new teacher tallied the votes on the board, I corrected her with a minor detail: "Ma'am, its Lance A. not Lance O." She responded, "What Lance O? That's your score! Zero!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
murlocholmes 5
Well that's just excelent...
every1luvsboners 11
So just turn it inside out and wear it like that. That's what I do with my underwear every week when they start to stank.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (145)
murlocholmes 5
Well that's just excelent...
Keyman1212 14
Sterving fer Excelence. Autocorrect on my phone was like '**** you retard!' as I spelled that out.
ZealIFeel 7
I wish OP would have included the way they spelled it.
LiveLaughFML 10
be a fearless bastard and walk around public with it.
MagicallyFat 12
The senior class after my senior class (they were juniors when I was a senior) did the same thing but they misspelled "seniors 2012" to "seinors 2012"
FarSide 23
You do not need to spell when you have a McJob.
ohSNAPyall 27
My guess is "excellance."
mcintosh123 15
Haha that's funny, last summer as I was driving right pass my old high School I read the sign that says "Have a graet summer" can't believe that is where I studied for the last four years.
rkmepm 16
At least they didn't use wrong grandma
Dontstealmyname 11
In my secondary school days, my class leader misspelled the word secondary on our class t-shirt as secondry. We had to make another one to save ourselves the embarrassment. What a waste of 15 bucks. -.-
1bluesky1 6
Never striving hard enough.
HowAreYouToday 34
Thta commant waes exallant
rkmepm 16
*Egg cellent
raphanne_fml 33
We study English to get gooder at it...
every1luvsboners 11
So just turn it inside out and wear it like that. That's what I do with my underwear every week when they start to stank.
JenDanielle917 13
Also with socks, bras, hats, condoms... Possibilities are endless!
m0tl3ycru3 0
I do the same with my attitude
jizzwold 21
I think that kind of defeats the purpose of a condom.
DrDilllonReese 12
I do that with my women... Go ahead and find a way for that to make sense.
white16sox 19
41 don't be a stereotypical idiot. First of all ever hear the old saying, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree,"? Also, don't make fun of people and their generations, when you misspell the word of.
Shrike 24
60- That's Noobish for "I'm a ****," right?
skata 4
60- 50 points for what? putting on a resume?
SirObvious 1
Those 50 points are mine!
docscientist 10
51 - It does if you're a serial killer. 58 - That's an idiotic saying that is completely unfounded.
larrythedeer 6
That is sad....
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Don't be sad... :)
flockz 20
ya you're a ******* deer, Larry. go munch on some grass or shit.
xmayne 0
My name wasn't even on ours the kid's before me name was on there twice
Beebow_fml 5
Your student body elected and ekselent council.
Decapitation 3
Are you kidding? They're the greetest!
HowAreYouToday 34
Could have been worser, they could of used worst grammar evah!
cmac86 24
That am true!
ricinator 11
of corse the counsil shud of course be mutch more smarter then that! They are supposed to be the intelligent ones, and they should have spotted their mistake before having it printed... FML to you and the seniors OP, you guys are going to look stupid IF you wear them :)
frank678 7
haha your life isn't ****** but this is ******* funny!
cptmorgan6 8
Funny like a midget who can't reach the bread or funny like watching a pedestrian getting hit by an egg?
glglgl19 5
How about funny where your not making fun of anyone
ifailplzinsultme 0
There's no such thing as funny when you're not making fun of anyone!
Livencountry 5
I would make a snide comment but your from Texas. I'm not gonna mess with y'all.
aceman1992 9
don't mess with Texas. Or Chuck Norris will round house your ass.
dirtyfivethirty 0
I was gonna say, it IS in Texas...
TheWindowLicker 13
If your comment was going to be about people from Texas being dumb, or something like that, you might want to use you're instead of your...otherwise..well...yea you've probably heard this like a billion times so I'll just stop now.
MagicallyFat 12
He doesn't want to make fun of Texas. He meant he'd say something snide but he's saying everyone from Texas is either tough or carries a gun. Example 1: Chuck ******* Norris
lag96 7
nice.
FarSide 23
Why couldn't OP have been from New Jersey? Hey OP... any chance the t-shirts were printed in New Jersey?
hotPinklipstick 24
38- This is totally off topic but your profile says you're from Hogwarts USA, anyone who knows anything about Harry Potter knows that Hogwarts is not in the US...
tittymagic 0
Wow 76... You are a dumbass. It is obviously a joke. And if you are somehow trying to be funny, then it was a complete fail.
LuLzUnDaTaBrDgE 0
I don't care... rednecks are loud but really wimpy. Of course they spelled excellence wrong. It's in ******* Texas........ Rebel flag worshiping idiots
mysoubriquet 3
Says the guy from Texas...
alex_gen 39
You can't even spell "you're". *facepalm*
aceman1992 9
wait to be a cut above
Glitterhinoceros 14
Never knew seniors were such geniuses.
Googoo27 12
Excelent school you have there.