Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Wrong place, right time
Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Circular
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
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CO_Dorvanski 5
Potential re-get-together?
Perdition 4
Become crazed with obsession, copy and plaster the photo all over his car. Follow him around all day, every day. He's sure to want you back.
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CO_Dorvanski 5
Potential re-get-together?
chlorinegreen 27
I say there is some serious potential this #1
rallets 23
were you playing solitaire the night before?
unvmesucka 0
Compete against each other for next years couple.
L3Paparazzo 7
atleast u guys were cute :P
OrgasmicBunnies 9
I don't really think they actually award those things, it's more of a random popularity thing. Atleast in my yearbook it was like most likely to be a Rocket Scientist was awarded to some basketball player, and it was like 3 pages of random stuff like that and they were all the same people.
darlingdollie 24
This happened to me too...
Gianca1208 4
Kayla Fernandez?
MasterL 3
ouch!
bennetts211 2
I applaud you for your very original comment.
Garyy_fml 11
No it's not
eminemchick 19
that was a given 61 -_-
supermankisses 1
61... You REALLY didn't catch that?
mduffy08 8
the same thing happened to my school...
bennetts211 2
It happened *to* your school, not *at* your school? That must have been interesting. Who was the ex? The adjacent middle school?
grapisy 8
61 I applaud you for your knowledge of sarcasm.
bennetts211 2
Why, thank you.
Perdition 4
Become crazed with obsession, copy and plaster the photo all over his car. Follow him around all day, every day. He's sure to want you back.
kyleturzinksi 0
yes that sounds like a great idea
lolfood 24
Overly attached girlfriend.
druv 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
My boyfriend and me* you don't say the awards was given to I
Caitlyn36 8
if you're gonna be a grammar nazi at least do it right. it's not 'me and my boyfriend' or 'my boyfriend and me' it's 'my boyfriend and i' :)
Captain_Zorro 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Does it really matter? Im really getting tired of grammer nazis.
violetdabomb 0
Dude... If you don't know how to correct, then just don't. -.- It's 'my boyfriend and I'
all4pooh 4
She is right...if you break the sentence up and take the word boyfriend out, it makes no sense. So it's 'me and my boyfriend'. Just sayin...
the_easter_bunny 1
No, 4 is correct. It's 'my boyfriend and I' if that is the subject of the sentence, for example, "My boyfriend and I were given the award," but when it comes in a prepositional phrase as an object, 'my boyfriend and me' is technically correct.
RyanMacVey 17
why does that even matter? ... the word boyfriend is in the sentence so who cares if it doesn't make sense if you take it out ... as long as you understand it then its not important
the_easter_bunny 1
I completely agree gayboii. But since people insist on being grammar nazis when they are, in fact, wrong, I thought I should correct them.
DocBastard 40
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it DOES matter. It isn't about whether or not you understand something. If I wrtie teh sennetce lkie tihs, yuo cna stlil undersntad it. But it doesn't make it right. In this case, it should be "my boyfriend and me." If you don't want to get corrected by a Grammar Nazi, then don't make a grammar mistake.
rallets 23
why would anyone want to be corrected by a grammær nazi? their annoying (see wut i did thar) *hides and waits*
JakeLee 6
21- grammar* they're* what* there* :)
rallets 23
#25 has taken the bait
PinkHorset 5
it's funny how a mini war started cause of one grammar nazi!!!
McAninch35 9
I used to be a bit of a grammar Nazi. But now I see how goddamn annoying you people can be.
zenti 2
Well, it is annoying when people don't know these things. It is "my boyfriend and me." There's already a subject in that sentence, so the "I" should be "me." Yes, it does matter. I see this mistake time and time again, whether it's being said or being written, and no one ever seems to know that it is wrong (except for the three people up above me).
rallets 23
its annoying how you make a big deal about it
lerouxmaster 7
I LIKE PIE.
rallets 23
I ****** LOVE PIE !!!
guckylynn 19
No it is "my boyfriend and I." It wouldn't be "my boyfriend and me" because if you took out the boyfriend part you'd be saying "Today, me was awarded cutest couple." You would want it to say "I was awarded..." Therefore, OP is correct.
guckylynn 19
Ooh I take that back. I forgot the way the sentence was structured. In this case, it is me. I was thinking it said "Today my boyfriend and I were awarded cutest couple." Never mind! I agree with Doc!!
rallets 23
just drop it already
saksxalmo 20
Caitlyn, you're stupid. It would be "me" because it's the object of a preposition. You would say "I" if it were the subject. It's not, so just shut up.
supermankisses 1
if you would, please, refer to 27, and stfu
hockey1317 0
you always include the other person first and use i so it is "My boyfriend and I" unless your one of the douchebags on Disney channel and youd say me and my boyfriend or my boyfriend and me so ya #4 is right
unvmesucka 0
I just thought I w
unvmesucka 0
I just thought I would share with you all how good of a steak I just had. I marinated it all night and cooked it on the barbecue. I didn't even have to use a knife but I did anyway because I have a dishwasher and dont care about having to do dishes. Isn't it funny how people write and reply such dumb ass posts as if someone gives a flying fack!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
U mad?
kmb6891 0
This is exactly why I hated all of my English teachers. Who cares..
ashweezy1 0
if your going to be a grammar nazi then you should -also- know that, it's not 'the awards --was- given to me, it's the the awards -were- given to me.
RyanMacVey 17
this whole arguement was a pathetic waste of time... there is way more important stuff in life than grammer so everyone ******* get over it
zakkyzebra 11
86, if YOU'RE going to correct a grammar Nazi, learn the difference between you're and your.
The_Moustache 6
86, it doesn't even say that in the FML...
alexisbabby 7
bahahaha that's what I was thinking. ^^
The_Moustache 6
Well it says "...the award "cutest couple...", but not "...the award was given..."
alexisbabby 7
exactly.
the_easter_bunny 1
86 is referring to 4's comment.
alexisbabby 7
ohh, alright. now I understand.
darkmis1 18
"My boyfriend and me" is correct. If the sentence were structured "My boyfriend and I received the award...", that would be right, however because of this, it is "my boyfriend and me".
imthatguythatdid 0
erveonye plaese im not tyrnig to be a grmamer nzai but plesae SUHT THE FCUK UP OAKY?!? now tehn tihs is not egnsilh casls but i see the pniot of waht poelpe are triyng to say but eonugh of the Garmmer nzai
NuckinFutz 4
u also don't say the awards was given. so stfu u stupid grammar Nazi
shamille 5
I'm glad someone said it... I hate it when people say things like that. "Between you and I," it's annoying as hell.
grapisy 8
Me like to make grammer Nazis pissed.
allilovee 0
you're so stupid. it's people like you that make this country look ******* retarded. go back to English class.
DKParth13 5
I like turtles!
kinder10_fml 0
I believe this site is called fmylife.com, not correctmyenglish.com . & besides this is ****** summer time who the hell wants to think about grammar? chill out. just saying'
SpeechQween94 14
no it's not
SpeechQween94 14
Oh, sorry. I meant for that comment to be for 5. 4, you are correct. People really do need to learn how to speak proper English. We have become so sloppy in our language.
SpeechQween94 14
You are partly right. It's my boyfriend and me.
candiceenicolee 0
All of you arguing about the right way to say this just look stupid yourself. stfu, thanks. (:
that1kid82 2
Well as long as you can understand it.
bbaustin_roy17 0
avada Kedavra...all of you
bbaustin_roy17 0
avada Kedavra...all of you
Megadeth72 0
grammar nazi fail
UnidentifiedFun 37
Wondering who the dumbasses are who downvoted this comment.. It's right, basic English.
liy223 6
well, it's not the yearbooks fault...
Tony21227 0
Lol
KennKenn 0
nice to know you two looked together.
whyask 0
well did you expect to stay together forever? it happens you might take your bf to prom but its possible you will break up just like this situation.
SmittyJA24 26
Fact: Teen romances don't last forever. Duh. Statistically speaking: the AVERAGE teen romance lasts less than 3 weeks. (For every one teen couple that sticks together for a year, there are 12 other couples that have a 1-week romantic fling.) Congrats on that "cute couple" award, anyway!!
PeachyJinx 7
Ha fyl lol
annihil8or 15
#4 I dont think anyones gives a shit