crazytown62
United States
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
Verona, United States
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Squeak
Bremerton, United States
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
MineIsBigger 5
just send flowers to the person that seems to be into you the most and see what happens.
thiscrazything 1
Buy yourself a present, something you always wanted, and just enjoy the day.
TheWindowLicker 13
OP doesn't have to be forever alone. That's what Pamela Handerson is for.
ICATiger 13
Isn't it pancake tuesday aswell??
skullcandifiedDJ 5
Trust me, you aren't missing out on anything... After spending over $60 on valentines presents, I got a pack of gum
LiveLaughFML 10
All day at school people were complaining about how they don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Get over it people! Guys - you still have your right hand and extra crash in your pocket that you didn't spend on a gift..
gojira666 7
Its also fleshlight awareness day
urdirtyolduncle 15
All day, I will be making to myself with my right hand, while the left hand celebrates Single Loser Awareness Day, feelings like he can't get his hands on the action, like billions of other left hands.
Idonebeenhad 17
Single for a reason. Waiting for zombie apocalypse survivor partner, duh.
Mitcha857 0
I'm single too yeah it sucks but look at the bright side, at least you don't have to shell out a bunch of money for gifts.
Yak99 0
Im gonna ask a girl out in an hour or so wish me luck
hellbilly205 17
Its okay relationships cause way to many problems anyways, im single and happy
explodingmuffint 0
If he added another A word to it like Single Asshole Loser Awareness Day the acronym could be SALAD. :3
LVblondie 3
Very smart :) ..and very sad :( I hope everyone that doesn't have a Valentine today knows that they still have people in the world that love them :)
mboehm88 3
Umm so buy Twisted Metal like the rest of us single people and celebrate being alone by blowing up cars and shit.
LVblondie 3
Oh..yeah :) the smart thing was to number 17 :) haha..forgot to add that :l
A100893 30
I thought it was Singles Awareness Day. Where'd OP get this version?
kyarush 10
With a picture like that you'll need all the luck you can get! Good luck!
chatoyant_fml 12
What's up with all the panic of being alone on valentines day, if you where alone yesterday, then today's no different.
MrSmOkEwEeD451 2
next week :L
DKjazz 20
Don't you mean Palmala Handerson?
remz89 3
Valentines day over rated, enjoy the day do what you like n if u really want to receive a gift exchange with a friend.
iianalove987 7
I don't see why anyone is complaining just stay home with our good pals Ben & Jerry. They'll always be there, and they have many flavors to choose from! :]
emmanizzer 6
Well, here in AZ us singles celebrate Arizona's cenntenial instead. :) Happy Birthday Arizona!
Emd0406 4
I mean, there are so many worse things in the world then being single on Valentines Day..
br0ccoli 15
Call me crazy but a person is supposed to be happy regardless of whether you're single or not...
DeboDaGreat 3
I'm single and it doesn't bother me, just another tuesday! (I'm a loser so this is what we say to feel better about ourselves)
Angel_Cacey 7
Think positive OP now the other singles know your available go find yourself a cutie(;
hellbilly205 17
On a side note, getting drunk today aint all that bad sounding on this normal tuesday
jengers115 10
Oh, I call it Rosie Palm...
taylo763 2
*tay* signing in... I'll bring cupcakes with chocolate icing :P
kateRAWR 4
Lets just all go eat pancakes and get over it ;):)
lissalove17 8
I thought so too! Cause that makes the acronym SAD. SLAD just doesn't make any sense!
imacatcher 10
It's Singles Awarness Day (SAD)
j4gerb0mblitz 6
NOT FOR ME :D!!
G0dPower 2
#10 we should hook up ;)
MineIsBigger 5
one does not need a significant other to enjoy valentines day. just a gun, tons of ammunition and a shitload of unsuspecting victims. let the massacre begin!
asiandude801 4
With that gay haircut? Really?
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Ahaha you jelly?
asiandude801 4
Just a little, haha
JiggaJayZ 16
He's in a relationship.... With a man
JackSteely 8
With that haircut, I'm deeply surprised that you ain't single. Or you're just not telling the truth.
VixSparda 5
well **** you too
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Lol you guys are ******* pathetic.
fenixtorador1 11
Says the guiedo lol $5 says this loser doesn't have a gf
tellithowitis 13
Get off fml and get a freaking girlfriend!!!
MisterMan795 4
Surprisingly *cough cough*
pinecone1414 6
Hey, don't make fun of him, girlfriends can be hard to find in metroland.
madskittlesftw 5
Do people actually find that look attractive? Also, what the **** is sticking out of your neck?
skinnylea 0
Dude u look gay
skinnylea 0
U look like a total ******
SecretMe00 5
220---- shut up. No need to be a ****** asshole.
SecretMe00 5
2-- ignore these *******. Apparently they have nothing better to do than insult a random ass person online. You're handsome and I hope you had a good day with your valentine.
brownov6969 4
To bad son Fyl I'm not single haha
brownov6969 4
May have came across Rude there
thiscrazything 1
Yep, you did.
asiandude801 4
Too bad for you because you can't spell!
brownov6969 4
I do not believe I made a grammatical error
THE_A_TEEN 28
You used the wrong form of "to" and used no punctiation.
Slimshots 8
Aw ****! She made a mistake! Get the pepper spray!
Unlucky_Gun 0
Aw boohoo, are you gonna cry about it? Does that really get to you? Pussy
ninjuh_wingman 29
No its Forever Alone Day.
thisisafunnyname 12
No, it's Forever Alone People day. So it's FAP day!
zombicidal 11
but that breaks the no fap February challenge
macdaddymady 8
No it's Singles Awareness Day= S.A.D
teresa96706 29
It's herpies awareness day. Everyone with a rose/stuffed doll/balloon, are being honest and telling the world that they have herpies. :D
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
olpally 33
*Michael* signing in. :( this sucks :(
THE_A_TEEN 28
:A_TEEN: Is there a welcome party?
ThecomingofTan 9
Signing in boss. Are we watching "Chicks with Dicks part 2" this time?
stevenJB 25
*signs name:Steven* XD
ragingdepression 4
yes there will be
flockz 20
i brought jurassic park and ice cream if anyone wants to share.
Kayokku 1
:Angie: I brought Ass Rangers 4 for us to watch :)
jessecast91 0
Jesse signing in , I brought backdoor ***** 9
Trembelwick 5
I'm down!!!! I'll bring some chocolate sprinkles too!!!! :D
BRONCOMAN79 0
Sign me at the top of the list! FML
cosmosis 12
160- what about the Lord of the Ringholes series?
krad204 21
Simon signing in, I brought brownies and a watermelon...
TheWindowLicker 13
I'm not single...but I brought the entire twilight series. So you can thank me later. For now lets watch. *signs in*
Torva_fml 16
Not sure why everyone is sad... Guys, find a lonely guy.... Girls, find a Horny guy. Problem solved, judging by the thread, there are plenty of singles.
zombicidal 11
:zombicidal: I brought Backdoor ***** 9 and icecream sandwiches
zombicidal 11
oh **** someone else brought the same film darn hang on I'll run back to my place and grab bangin my step mom3
ilove80smetal 8
*signs name: joshua*. Is today the day we get laid again?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ban TheWindowLicker pls?
The_Troller 14
I think WindowLicker was only trying to do something nice for us. I don't know about you guys, but I always watch comedy movies to cheer up when I'm sad.
PvtParts417 15
"stupid friend zone..." *John*
fawfulster 11
More recruits! YAY! knowyourmeme. co m /memes/subcultures/the-solo-regiment/photos
lhazz11 23
Lauren signing in. I brought 22 gallons of Ben and Jerry's.
Insomniasenemy 6
*Signs in: Sammi* all I brought was a various variety of cheeses and whine I also brought hand made sweaters for everyone!
freakinglaugher 10
No one ever signs my guestbook :( *forever alone*
Spinnmaster 1
Spinn signing in babyyy
hjanelle14 2
*signs in* I brought Titanic to watch :'(
shot3 0
CODY* FML,.... Ugh, I'll bring the chips and soda if it's not too late,:/.... And the lotion,
shot3 0
For ****** real bro:/
cupcakemann95 7
What, no ****?
Killuhk 8
Can I bring the whipped cream?
KatieKupcake4195 9
No shit.
MrNiceGuy518 3
Yes shit.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Oh, you're right! D: Yes shit IS correct :)
eminemop 0
I'm right there with ya buddy.
kidwiththeface42 7
What time does the narwhal bacon? (had to comment on your pic)
instnt1nfction 17
When you put it over a fire
USMC_Cpl 5
79- MIDNIGHT!
rifletwirler92 15
I thought we had a rule where we wouldn't say that anymore.
eminemop 0
I'm right there with ya buddy.
roadie42 21
Oh, for heaven's sake. Stop griping about how much Valentines Day sucks and go enjoy some chocolate. Your cannabinoid receptors will thank you.
Taurusbaybe 8
Exactly! Just for fun, my coworker and I exchanged chocolates. I ate the whole box :). Go enjoy yourself, no need to be down on... Tuesday.
barnubius 1
Seems we have a smart one here! Well played.
VitaLp 14
9, I think I love you.
sonrisapreciosa 6
Yeah you can always look foward to the discounted chocolates right after today ;)
roadie42 21
143 - exactly!! Discounted chocolate for the rest of the week, and free chocolate today!
Snafuusmc 12
Tell me about it. You know what? No don't cause people keep posting " I'm gonna be so alone for valentines day" bullshit!