SofiMarti
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lauziej93
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Logroño, Spain
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Kulcha
Australia
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Anonymous
Irvine, United States
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
PerpetuallyHappy
Rochester, United States
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Jacare, Brazil
New hire
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
smartgirl
Canada
Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
thatsillegal
United States
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
melissa
United States
Thanks Mom
Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Be on your best behavior, young lady. Now you can get detention on top of being grounded.
RichardPencil 32
She hears the other students complaining about what a douchebag the principal is.
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Comments (9)
DrSamba 7
What's the downside?
RichardPencil 32
She hears the other students complaining about what a douchebag the principal is.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Be on your best behavior, young lady. Now you can get detention on top of being grounded.
RichardPencil 32
I’m sorry you’re going to get all those easy A’s.
jc1015 25
Good luck...that’s all that can be said.
Colton Castro 3
What is the problem with that? you now have it easy to do different things and the teachers can't really be mean about it to you or give you bad advice that could get you in trouble.