ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
obsceene
United States
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
snorlax
United States
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck
Roselle, United States
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
UltraHoe69
United States
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
chickennbenchpress
Canada
Secret Weeb
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
SofiMarti
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
skyhawk13
United States
Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML
presidont
Switzerland
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
dumb dumb dumb
United States
Not a good look
Today, my daughter decided she wants to be a Pokémon for Halloween. To practice the look, she used fabric dye because she thought it would look cool on her skin. Only she decided to dress as Jynx and instead of looking cool, she looks like a racist idiot in blackface. She posted pics. FML
Anonymous
Marinette, United States
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
Top comments
HowAreYouToday 34
Hey! I love pokèmon!!! Pika pika!
damian25 0
thats fukkin awesome!!!! :D haha
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Comments (134)
HowAreYouToday 34
Hey! I love pokèmon!!! Pika pika!
madskittlesftw 5
Gotta catch them all?
HowAreYouToday 34
I caught them all! Did you? I did...
fuzz97 23
Yeah. Good luck with your life, or lack thereof.
blacksswan 10
Pi pika chu!
HowAreYouToday 34
Listen, 47; I have a life. But, on my intercontinental flights (that take about 12 hours) I tend to play on my 3ds. Get that stick out of your buttocks.
fuzz97 23
BAWWWWW. Did I hit a nerve?
HowAreYouToday 34
Not really. I'm just bored and need someone to argue with. XD so, are you a willing, pathetic, troll, because trolls are fun to argue with... Or are you a bored 12 year old moron?
LiveLaughFML 10
STDs are not pokemon. you do not have to catch them all.
HowAreYouToday 34
True XD... I'm a noob at STDs... I couldn't catch any :(
zombicidal 11
Calvary kids cover of the theme pops into my head lol
Hannahrayne 0
Thad amazing.:)
yamatelle 19
Be happy OP, I'm sure your date will be Seaking to take a Rhydon your disco stick after the prom.
HowAreYouToday 34
Yamatelle; you, my friend, are a thread jacker. Leave. Please?
terranada 3
I don't see how this is an FML... O_o
KiddNYC1O 22
I came to see Muk!
yamatelle 19
98-Don't make me Pikachu, asshole! It won't be pretty.
damian25 0
thats fukkin awesome!!!! :D haha
HowAreYouToday 34
Fukkin is spelled "F"; "U"; "C"; "K"; "I"; "N"; "G"... Learn to spell, it'll help you in life
rexgar2000 10
he can spell however he wants. this is not grammar school. thank you
chickenwalrus 14
yeah i really dont see the problem with a pokemon theme hahaha
IndiRae 9
Oh shit. You ungrateful bastard. My school voted Army and it's history. **** off. I'm super jelly right now. Agghhhhhh.
HowAreYouToday 34
IndiRea, I dislike you. -.- you pic bothers me.
tona01 16
Yeah, i don't know why OP is complaining OP your life would be ******, if your homecoming had a beiber theme
IndiRae 9
Rea is spelled "R"; "A"; "E"... learn to spell, it'll help you in life. And I'm sorry that my face bothers you. Except I'm not.
fuzz97 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like the people who choose these things are a bunch of perma-virgins.
Brooding99 15
Well said. I'd add, that they apparently want to stay that way for a while longer too.
Jdog619 11
I think "perma-virgin" would mean that they stay like that forever. Like, permanently. Hence the "perma" in "perma-virgin.
Glitterhinoceros 14
12, I think that's what he meant by 'perma'
HentaiBunny 4
I love Pokemon. Your argument is therefore invalid.
fuzz97 23
Your superiority complex does not make your opinion right. GTFO.
HentaiBunny 4
How is my not being a virgin and loving pokemon, which registers your argument moot, a complex lol. Durrr.
fuzz97 23
I dunno. Maybe you just have the mind of a child?
TigerNicole 6
Hey I love pokemon!
HentaiBunny 4
O DAYUM SHIT JUST GOT REAL
THE_A_TEEN 28
#3 your comment is invalid. just because someone likes game's, in this case pokemon, doesnt mean they're "perma-virgins", ergo your argument is invalid.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wrong reply, *facepalm*
leprechaun23 15
Number 3 and number 12 are jealous that they didnt catch 'em all They are also mad that they don't get all the hot japanese babes like all the pokemon fans do
CryMoreFMLs 15
Fuzz, I read your profile and completely disagree with your description.
scruffy_janitor5 1
That would be so epic, that or star wars
sieera00 8
Ours is a hoedown theme
dickydickman 0
Ours was super heroes! One teacher dressed up in a full batman costume xD
juliahockey 0
Mess with me and I'll teach you, POKEMON!
Brooding99 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow, fyschool. That's just wrong, on so many levels.
HowAreYouToday 34
Hey! Don't make me go all regigigas on your but! (regigigas is a pokèmon)
guitarbeast 22
How is that bad
syfool 4
Thats awesome.
vibeplayer1112 0
To ask someone on a date you can go "I choose you to be my date for homecoming"
KiddNYC1O 22
Woah! I didn't see that coming.
jjjaks 0
I'll switch schools with you :) I love Pokémon!!!
jjjaks 0
What the hell, people? Just stating a fact!
SammLikesTurtles 3
i wish my school was like this..
Bigdanish9785 3
I CHOOSE U!