Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I asked one of my teachers to write me a letter of recommendation for my top school. Even though I did fairly well in their class, I found out that they don't think that I'm very intelligent, but my "strong, work ethic" makes up for it. They mentioned it in the letter and submitted it. FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
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Moskaaa7 26
Just sign it yourself in different kinds of handwriting.
george_s_4 32
If the teachers opinion of you is either making them biased against you (so they give you lower grades) or its emotionally affecting you (if they get really angry all the time or stuff like that and it's affecting your ability to do well) you can talk to the principal or another higher up to see if there's anything that can be done
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junjunbun 28
So try harder next year then. Studying goes a long way OP... But still, it's pretty sad that they refused to sign it, FYL OP, that's not cool. :(
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
What're progress reports for then?
Moskaaa7 26
Just sign it yourself in different kinds of handwriting.
Joseph24689 14
I don't know bout you, but if I was doing that I would start crying uncontrollably midway through and screaming about how lonely I am.
george_s_4 32
If the teachers opinion of you is either making them biased against you (so they give you lower grades) or its emotionally affecting you (if they get really angry all the time or stuff like that and it's affecting your ability to do well) you can talk to the principal or another higher up to see if there's anything that can be done
ssnow_fml 20
And this, right here, is what's wrong with our education system. Too much coddling that the teachers have no control over their classrooms anymore. Screw that, we need to go back to the days of Corporal Punishment in schools. Things would be way better and society as a whole would be a hell of a lot tougher.
williamcarter93 13
nah, ssnow, they'd just turn into people like you, who want to thump people at the slightest mention of something they might not agree with. That's exactly what we DON'T need from society. And what the hell does the teacher having a poor opinion of OP (warranted or not) have to do with teachers not controlling classrooms? That's nonsensical
DocBastard 40
So what percentage of the people you've asked actually wrote in your yearbook? If you can't answer, then your teacher was right.
Allornone 35
That seems so mean of your classmates. I was never very popular, but people would still sign with the generic "you seem so nice" or "see you next year" kind of comments. Those really aren't much better, but at least the kids weren't dicks about it.
smallandroid 26
Right?? I was miserable and had very little friends in many of my school years, but I could still get a good hundred signatures in mine, even if they were generic. Not getting a single signature from a classmate sounds horrible.
may14th 26
or the iconic "HAGS"
Joseph24689 14
I always right RAGS cause half my friends are poor. It's an elaborate back-to-back dissing practice. I'm mean to them a lot...
ssnow_fml 20
Maybe this kid was the school bully and that's why no one wanted to sign their yearbook. Anyone thought of that?
DoomedGemini 38
According to your other comments, you seem like you'd want to celebrate them if that's true
wow2mylife 25
I prefer that then the regular hags
trucker2 33
I see you glued your picture in the yearbook....60 Bucks not wasted now...
HBSLICE 11
what did you do to make them hate you? seems really rude of them if they had no reason other than not knowing you very well.
AnOriginalName 19
If you meet one asshole in a day, you met an asshole. If everyone you met during the day is an asshole, maybe you are the asshole. I find it hard to believe that you're not doing something to make everyone have such a poor opinion of you.