Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML
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hsnorthjonathan 6
Well.......are you a poop face?
DocBastard 40
The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face. Sucks for you, poop face.
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hsnorthjonathan 6
Well.......are you a poop face?
worldcupcheer17 0
at least you'll know what locker is yours all the time (:
margie2194 12
The education system is hopelessly trying to tell you something
cudi504 4
Draw an arrow to the locker next to you
tylersign 11
What exactly is a poop face? Sounds miserable.
fthislyfe 22
It means a face made of poop
holygodthatshars 0
Wait a minute... That same thing happened to me. I wrote an FML almost identical to that. Did you copy it, or are our lives strangely similar? :S
irollup 4
Don't be ashamed OP, own it. Represent for all the poop faces out there, I'm sure you'll earn some respect for it.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Bro, you stole my picture. Totally not cool.
NeatNit 33
32, sometimes FMLs get edited before they show up on the site (and sometimes after). This one is probably yours. You can check by looking at the OP's name and location and see if it matches what you wrote.
fmlwmty 0
At least he didn't said pee butt
iluvhobos 5
So? That's hilariously stupid, I'd love to have a locker like that because it would make me smile whenever I saw it. (:
al09cool 3
Lmao 35
carlovr435 10
At least his locker isn't number 666, that's what mine is.
zombicidal 11
lucky 90 I only get 109 its no fun bit a lot of my schools lockers have the numbers upside down its just a huge fail
small_bar_101 0
Woah,, last year my locker and the one next to mine said "poop face" across them. luckily mine just had the "face" part of it though!
AngryCanadian 0
sigh, first-world problems. "Someone ate one of my hotdogs without taking a bun... now I have an uneven ratio of hotdogs to buns."
lolk3qt 1
Your dp is so gross makes me vomit fml
asfyxiate 0
Is it true?
rayrayray23 1
You copied the first person to comment. Not cool.
asfyxiate 0
Look, posted at the same second! Ass
iam_yummylicious 12
They were submitted at the exact same time. I don't really think anyone was copying anyone.
rayrayray23 1
Calm down dudes
PhillyEagles 0
My locker had a swastika on it -_-
BruisedGiraffe 15
Charming
elk21dbm 18
Did you happen to check all of the other lockers by hand?
SmokinWeed 0
Remember the code: P -People O - Order O - Our P - Patties
daryathebamf 0
At least you can use yours. I'm 4'6" and I have the top locker. I can't even reach the lock, let alone see it. I've requested a bottom locker but my counselors refused.
Eggers 2
cool story bro
amanda_d95 9
24- i agree
flockz 20
i concur.
bubo_fml 11
Use a stepladder?
smurfsarwales 9
**** eggers. most annoying piece of shit in the world.
Randy84 10
There is an easy fix for that if you're in the US, it's called the American's With Disability's Act I'm not 100% but pretty sure 4'6" meets the height requirement for dwarfism. Google it, and get yourself a new locker.
heylesha 8
well thats shitty.. XD (im counting on thumbs down!)
DocBastard 40
The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face. Sucks for you, poop face.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Mine had a twinkie impaled on the hook inside it... What does that mean for me?!?!
No_LoveMM 3
fat
crazychick1269 7
wtf I mean 79
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
It means the last guy liked twinkles.
MichellinMan 20
46- that person wanted to give you a Twinkie because your anorexic. Fatten up.
hersheykisses511 18
Well if the doctor said it, it has to be true
iampetard 0
This is a bad fml every locker in my school has grafiti how is this bad
K_kanaka 26
Well either you're gonna rep it, or clean it which one?
Link5794 18
I would add on to it so it says "I poop faceted gems".
vehementbitch 4
YEAH OP!! WORK THAT SHIT!
scenebarbie123 0
Well maybe it can be translated to something cool and badass. You never know.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Translated to what, might I ask?
No_LoveMM 3
Penguins Organize Outrageous Plots for Fantastically Attacking Children with Entropy.
crazychick1269 7
^ win
SmokinWeed 0
People Order Our Patties. REMEMBER: No one wants to be a squidward!
kims0706 10
Yea, cuz we all know that something like ******** or smelly face sounds super badass
holagranola 15
that can't be good for your self confidence!