Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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fml212121 0
schlong
Fedor_fml 0
Fatality!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (340)
bck2lf 0
did the zipper finish him
J_rockk10 3
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
5karlie55 0
you deserved it for saying it like that.
ExtinctOath 2
O_______o
SquidleyD 4
Daaaaamn I'm sorry xD
benji5399 0
seriously, hu calls it a schlong
katieeamberr 2
in english please?
terranman 4
AHHHHH
HiccupAstrid 1
I love that game! xD Sub-Zero is so damn smexy.. haha! Nice name, TEEHEE Liu Kang has an awesome fatality!!
shoobop 3
...I didn't understand a word of this.