Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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HappyItalian 38
I guess you've been trumped.
umerin 32
Probably superglue
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Comments (178)
RageWolf16 31
Oooh... I'm so sorry
_ravens_ 11
Police exist
disneyfreak 10
Haha!!! Better than Clinton or Bernie sanders. Much better.
Xeyxl 9
Trump is great though man, calm down.
Evil_Jester 17
Use a heat gun to soften the glue.
drangonangel14 8
wd-40 works!!!
kikimiko 7
Use an excellent blow dryer. It will heat up most adhesives allowing you to get them off
rmays96 15
use a hairdryer on the stickers to heat up the glue, then slowly peel them off. Use rubbing alcohol to rub off any left over gunk. That's how I get rid of those stupid dealership stickers.
pedinhuh 23
Heat up the stickers with a hairdryer, will take some time and the logistics for it might a bit complicated, but its easy to remove them and you won't damage your paintjob.
psmith78332 13
When they raise the minimum wage, most companies especially the small ones will fire most of the current employees because they can't afford to pay them. Remember what happened when everyone was whining about McDonalds not paying enough, they fired 3/4 of their employees and put in kiosks where the customer could order on their own.
Fairyjoshy 13
Nope. In states that have increased the minimum wage to a living wage (as it was always intended to be from the moment it was created), employment actually went up and the economy became stronger. But nice try, I'm sure Fox News will find some half-baked counter-argument for you to regurgitate soon. No company that makes its profit based on exploiting its workers has any right to continue existing in our country. Failure to pay workers a living wage is proof that they don't know how to handle their finances anyways :)