Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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HappyItalian 38
I guess you've been trumped.
umerin 32
Probably superglue
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Comments (178)
bad_boyfriend 10
If they are your standard vinyl bumper stickers you can heat them with a hair dryer and they will just curl up on their own.
allforfun 23
Wow, that is definitely way worse than getting keyed
Saraishi 25
Now, that's evil.
Wizardo 34
#MakeAmericaDrumpfAgain
TommyGun85 19
try using a hair dryer to warm up the glue enough to get the stickers off, then try something else to get the sticky residue off. just be careful it doesn't mess with your paint...good luck!
DarkCvengence 15
that's not a bad thing trump is a good choice
zombombaby 18
use vinegar, it dissolves the glue
Bi_ShrDiWun 10
lol - Bunch of braindead libtards; what else would I expect here? Democrat is a level of stupid Webster never found a word for... I don't support all of Trump's ideas, but he's a hell of a lot better than the other $#!t they is being shuffled around.
Straya_chick 8
heat gun/hair-dryer and turpentine. I work with stickers myself and paper stickers are the worst. heat them first and remove them the spray the turps with a squirty bottle and soak for a little bit before wiping off, repeat until it's gone
greatfirstdate 18
I didn't know it took more than two hours to Google something.