Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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HappyItalian 38
I guess you've been trumped.
umerin 32
Probably superglue
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pfrehm 4
go get you some plastic razors and slide them underneath the stickers
lantz4levi 19
Wd40 will work. A part of my job is to take the adhesive stickers off of gold carts. It works pretty well. And I'd drive it around even if u don't support him to show that it doesn't bother u. The worst thing to do is show her it bothers you because she will get the satisfaction she wanted
RazorbackGirl727 2
Use a hairdryer on them. It will help the glue get warm enough where they will come off easier without damaging your car.
freaky78 10
I used to work in a sign shop, try using a hairdryer to warm up the stickers before peeling them off.
brendejafulable 41
prove it and sue for damages.
Ouellalex 9
Try using a hair dryer or heat gun to heat up the glue. Should make it more pliable
EvilLittleMan 23
Sucks that your Feeling the Bern from your ex.
AyeJay101 25
She definitely played her trump card
mswim 27
.... You're ex is all different kinds of evil. Your car will soon be defaced even more. It's memory will live on. I'm sure it was a great car.
baeless 2
use a blow dryer. it'll melt the glue. then take it off.