Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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Top comments
HappyItalian 38
I guess you've been trumped.
umerin 32
Probably superglue
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Comments (178)
teamnikster 9
Once a Trump, always a Trump
Kittyphysics 21
the keying or tires would have been better. good luck, op!
Squallleon 12
total psycho, fyl op.
Canadiangrown 8
if I were you I'd wish that I got the keyed up car. lmao
abagrov 14
Use a power washer. That have those at self service car washes
fpvdude 10
Try acetone?
more4me 27
No !!!!! That will remove everything, including the car's paint !
pwinche1 11
try warming the bumper sticker up with a hairdryer. it might soften the glue without harming your paint job. once you get them up, take baby oil over the area to make sure all the glue is gone.
BlondBombShll88 14
this is actually a really good idea and should work well, I'm the owner of a residential and commercial cleaning company, so I see all kinds of stains, another thing to try is going to Home Depot/Lowes and finding a commercial strength adhesive remover that will not damage the paint, they are a littke harder to find but shouldn't be impossible and should be in the paint aisle.....GOOD LUCK OP!
more4me 27
#38 that is a great idea, actually ! Do that AFTER the police report for vandalism.
Baegel 15
Thanks I will
Nightbird827 15
That's not defacing. You should be proud if anything. If they were Hillary stickers you'd have to pay someone to take your car.
EnJey0 19
Trump is a terrible man, yes some of the things Hillary is saying is good on paper, and absurd in practice, but she's 10000000000000^10000000 times better than trump
deltax 8
put another sticker over it
Chazzster 32
Use a hair dryer on the stickers - Most come off easily when warmed up.