Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, some asshole superglued ten rubber ducks to my car while I was at work. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
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Raleigh_bruh 7
What did the note say..? I'm so curious. :o
starlitgrl 0
looks like your friend is in some deep shit with people lol
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Comments (111)
punkylemon 4
FIRST!!
satanic_fml 13
sounds fun
number0 8
YDI for having friends
MaxSnacks 0
Actually, you're 'FIRST!!' to look like a retard.
AmadeusMop 0
More like 4 billionth.
therealbmw 2
uhh buy a new windshield for about 150 bucks...
kidsanchez1 4
ydi for having a friend who might be in troubled
DianeArmstrong 0
You came first. Congrats
yarbles 3
glue her ****** shut
Kimberly_Isabel 7
hunt the idiot who pasted that onto your car and the smash his windshield, leaving a note saying you got the wrong person.
MhP_fml 0
I would say to yell at your friend, but that would just create a sticky situation.
lilweapon 0
sounds like a mystery better call the hardly boys.
ellielovesyuh 0
lmao @25 xD and why do people make such a big deal outta being first. no one gives a ****. xP
Pirategrl410 0
Sucks 4 u!!!
kidsanchez1 4
30 because it's there first time getting first in anything
Shookitup 0
ohhh yikess
kellanlvr 1
it's just leaves they'll go away eventually :)
cyx_fml 0
25- I think you mean the mystery machine.
pnutbutterandkel_fml 0
That really sucks
Cuppycake1488 0
This FML reminds me of that episode of Scrubs where Turk gets the gum stuck on his windshield. x]
Sharpie23 7
hey does anyone know how long it typically takes for a fml post to be published?
Wicked_909 0
YDI for hanging around with black people
skroal 7
I'm too tired to type out this whole FML. YDI for making me exhausted.
CloudEnvy 17
*points at qiocker pedantically*
bluebladez 0
haha I remember in high school I super glue my teacher and a student there stuck for 2 hours lol
CloudEnvy 17
I aren't/isn't that pedantic.
xjerseyedge 0
I usually just bust a loaf all over a few windshields at the local mall when I go...
xjerseyedge 0
I'm sorry my f u c k I n g iPod has s h I t t y keys what I meant to say is that I usually just bust a LOAD on a few windshields whenever I go to the local mall
benny2465 0
WTF super glue can easily be torn off
tannarox 0
use nail polish remover with acetone!
Brittney_E 0
whats the note say? -.-
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
who the hell does that what a dipshit.. fyl
BoredReader88 5
Haha.. Ingenious idea.. But that sucks that it happened to you OP.. FYL
MyChemical_fml 0
Ydi for staying with a friend :/
Chocherz 12
wtf???
turtlemansam 6
yeah. that sucks
drpepperrules 0
that's sucks!
cheergirly16 0
Make that asshoole clean it up or you'll eat alll her coookiess.:)
Raleigh_bruh 7
What did the note say..? I'm so curious. :o
MaxSnacks 0
it said, "Raleigh is a cool black dude."
cheergirly16 0
or, # 9 is cuute.:) lol
Raleigh_bruh 7
I'm not black, but thanks for thinking I'm cool. :p And thank you person above me.
MaxSnacks 0
Fine, are you Peruvian? Just kiddin. But seriously, what ethnicity are you?
cheergirly16 0
yw:) lol
Raleigh_bruh 7
I'm Mexican and Jamaican. With some Native American, White, and Haitian mixed in.
Freeze_fml 17
Jamaicans are usually black... At least, last time I went there.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Saying I'm Black categorizes me as solely being just that. Which would be wrong.
MaxSnacks 0
When they go to night school the teacher marks them absent, too. Okay, okay. No more racism jokes for me tonight.
Freeze_fml 17
I don't think anyone is solely anything these days.
MaxSnacks 0
I bet you didn't know I'm part cyclops, Freeze.
Raleigh_bruh 7
I don't think anyone is considered Black for having more Mexican in them than anything else either. Correct me if I'm wrong though.
Chrisskiies 0
I'm solely( is that even spelt right?) Mexican. Just born on US soil. But then again Mexicans are just Europeans mixed with Native Americans... 0.o
Chrisskiies 0
No Raleigh your just black with a lil of everything else in between, lol jk.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol. False, Chris. And give me your hat dude. :/
Chrisskiies 0
Oh so my joke is false? Which makes it true then? Lol. Hmm no I cannot the hat is mine, but my hat found a terrible, horrendous fate. :O So Ima go buy a new one, different. :)
Raleigh_bruh 7
I didn't read the 'jk' part, speed reading failed me again. What happened to the hat?
Chrisskiies 0
It unraveled ahaha so the sides are are gone just the part that goes on top of the hat. Lmao, so I'm going to get a black one now. Lol
samantha_durano 6
Raleigh! sweet tat :)
anorexicbarbie 8
Raleigh do you know what tribe you are? Haha weird question, but I'm curious cause I'm native american too... and I'm apache. (Best tribe)
bustereasy 0
...super glue remover? and yes #9 is really attractive
DianeArmstrong 0
Make your friend pay for a new windshield.. it WAS kind of her fault, unless it was some crazy stalker guy then she's cool..
porro182 0
still her fault for being hot!
starlitgrl 0
looks like your friend is in some deep shit with people lol
Zappyyy 2
13th **** moderators
Freeze_fml 17
Fail.
MaxSnacks 0
Freeze, your dog is staring at me. I find it quite attractive.
Freeze_fml 17
Did iicaptain tell you to say that?
Zappyyy 2
******* moderators. suck my 12 inch limp niggah ****
MaxSnacks 0
No not at all. *Shifty eyes*