Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Come to think of it, no, you didn't
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Break ups are tough
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML
Proud
Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML
Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
None of the above
Today, I borrowed my uncle's car because mine was in the shop. I didn't know the jackass had a "TRUMP 2024" bumper sticker until someone threw a rock at my head. Now I'm in the hospital with a concussion. FML
* backs away slowly *
Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML
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FtheHumanity 17
Whoever did that is an evil asshole and they do not represent the views of the majority of Americans. They are just loud right now. File a police report. That person destroyed your property. They probably have warrants out already, and eventually they'll get locked up for a week or two. This guy is a sick wounded weasel with a pencil dick, and he's the one who needs to get gone. I'm sorry that happened, OP. Dollars to donuts he drew the swastika backward. #darwin
Shawnie Gallant 24
I’m so ******* sorry this happened
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FtheHumanity 17
Whoever did that is an evil asshole and they do not represent the views of the majority of Americans. They are just loud right now. File a police report. That person destroyed your property. They probably have warrants out already, and eventually they'll get locked up for a week or two. This guy is a sick wounded weasel with a pencil dick, and he's the one who needs to get gone. I'm sorry that happened, OP. Dollars to donuts he drew the swastika backward. #darwin
alycion 39
Some places even treat vandalism as a hate crime. So it’d be more than a couple of weeks.
Victor Gorgua 8
I appreciate the additional pencil dick insult lol
Shawnie Gallant 24
I’m so ******* sorry this happened
1gullible_bugger 34
Is one thing to be A Trump supporter,but it's another to be a racist asshole.
mssileas 25
lmao, how? You're gonna be that person in 20 years who sounds like people around here "well Hitler wasn't ALL bad, he built the autobahn, right?"
1gullible_bugger 34
Not likely. I'm no Trump supporter. He's a racist ****, and a complete idiot. A monkey would be a better president. My point was this. I realize that the vast majority of Trump supporters are racist too. But, in an imaginary world, people should be able to support the man without openly being racist. Keep that shyte to yourself. Don't destroy other's stuff. We don't see anti-racist people / symbols destroying property (unless I just haven't heard of them). Feel free to enlighten me.
TooTall0231 9
Isn't being a Trump supporter and being an asshole one in the same?
WeirdUS 30
Both go hand in hand. Can't support a racist and claim they can't claim they aren't but still vote for him anyway. Never understood why his supporters don't get it.
lj19717 19
Supporting Trump is inherently racist
A Frenchy in Eire 31
Well, like Trump would say : "there are very fine people on both side"...
PenguinPal3017 19
Where did you wake up if not at home?