Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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HappyItalian 38
I guess you've been trumped.
umerin 32
Probably superglue
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Comments (178)
WOTAN1488 24
"She" and "they" were used together...?
shadypalmtree 20
They as in whoever Trump pays to make his shitty stickers. They probably used cement in preparation to build the wall if he wins. They have to test the product first.
_Peppermint_ 34
Would've been better off with slashed tires
finalyearsofhate 22
peanut butter works great to get sticky stuff off, op.
lolhailsatan 23
ah yes, simply slather a thick layer of peanut butter all over your car:)
Lalala579121 28
I would much rather have a car covered in peanut butter than a car covered in Trump stickers. As long as OP avoids going to the zoo or the woods he'll be fine.
passionsbite 17
Try goo off
pyrestriker 6
I would contact the police to make a report, since this was obviously applied in a manner not typical of bumper stickers and would likely cause damage to the paint during removal. Then, I'd contact my insurance company and list her as the Responsible Party on the claim. The insurance company should go after her for the damages and help you get them off in the meantime. If you aren't sure, you can always take it to a body shop for confirmation on the bumper stickers and being able to get them safely off.
Catdragon 40
At first I thought it said defecated rather than defaced. Well I wasn't too far off.
more4me 27
LOL ! Thanks for that. Needed the laugh today !
DobbyGotPwnt 8
She did you a favor. You should be proud to support such a great man as you drive around.
RageWolf16 31
He's a compulsive liar and a literal fascist
DumbassRoaster 22
Better then A criminal or a socialist, am I right? But Trump is an asshole go Rubio Cruz or Carson
EnJey0 19
I really truly hope this is sarcasm, if it is, I apologize for this. Trump supporters are essentially saying they like someone who wants to disband the department of education, health he environmental protection agency, and wants to give the rich tax cuts that they don't deserve. He has given no legitimate system for making America "Great Again" he also "indirectly" called a lot of his supporters stupid, and refused to denounce the support of the former grand wizard of the KKK. He is a terrible man who I, along with most sane people, wish for him to step on a goddamn Lego.
DobbyGotPwnt 8
You might want to look up the definition of fascism. I think you'll find it represents the current administration quite well.
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Sounds like Superglue. Soak the car with warm water, then apply a mix of thick hand cream and soap powder. Wait a few hours, wash off with more warm water, then peel off. Had a group of students cover a teacher's car with BNP stickers and Superglue on their last day, and the teacher did that to get them off.
bearbear120 27
How do you soak a car in water?
rien151 19
soak towels in water then apply to the area.
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Exactly that.
Xion0014 20
With a hose or a car wash
Cyrus00 41
Wait for it to rain.
blacksheep99 3
Go get goo-gone
crackpotL 33
They don't use glue they use TRUMP brand hair product.