Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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HappyItalian 38
I guess you've been trumped.
umerin 32
Probably superglue
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Comments (178)
nyenisu 14
Well aren't you in a sticky situation
maspeno6 6
Hahaha I'm sorry but that's a great prank. You should count yourself lucky, a real psycho would have done serious damage.
kfchicken 31
if it's strong glut it will ruin the paint. and it sounds like it is string glue and it's all over his car so it sounds like some pretty serious damage to me
VowelMovement 15
It's not a prank, it's revenge. And it sounds like the psycho ex really ****** up OP's car.
Ichiya 29
I would rather she key my car, break windows, slash tires, or even sugar in the gas tank over any Trump paraphernalia any where near me.
lvg_fml 10
I'm with you!
ben_louwagie 7
Do u even spell
KeatonHanson 28
I'd call that serious damage.
umerin 32
Probably superglue
kylo_117 17
Nice one captain obvious
Rkikkas9713 25
You know #105 there was no need to be an asshole about that. It could've been any form of glue, from regular glue all the way to industrial glue. Superglue is the most common high strength glue, so while yes it could be superglue, there is nothing that obviously points to it. Being a miserable asshole to others doesn't make you any happier, so why would you do it?
umerin 32
#105- thanks pal
ohSNAPyall 27
Why bother with that? It's probably just the bumper sticker glue. Cut em off with a razor blade and then use Goo Gone.
MySonshine7 13
Now you have to worry about other people damaging your car for having trump stickers on it.. that's pretty Shitty op
HappyItalian 38
I guess you've been trumped.
vikky538 29
Its a good tv show name!!!
gatorclay97 28
Become a trump supporter?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Please don't.
NeverEverLucky 10
I mean, that's a good thing, free stickers for the best candidate.
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Trump is the farthest thing from the best candidate
xXDemonWolfXx 13
And who do you want, Hillary? She's the farthest thing from intelligent.
cjgirl 15
Bernie Sanders all the way!!!
gatorclay97 28
Lol no his economic policies will bankrupt the country
gatorclay97 28
BEN CARSON 2016... i no he can't win shut up I like him
Catdragon 40
Bernie Sanders will not bankrupt this country. We're already in debt and nothing will change, unless we can make things better for our country. If everyone could go to college for free, then they could afford to get the better jobs. And why not make it free? High school is free, teachers still have their jobs. Would you pay so little each year to ensure your children and their children could go to college for free? Or would you rather pay $30k a year out of your pocket or loans to get your child the education they need to find a better job for themselves. Unless you are fine with them making $7 an hour and not being able to support themselves. Also, if he raises the minimum wage I'm pretty sure less people would be on welfare. At least they could support themselves then. It hasn't changed in 7 years and in that time the cost of living has risen. It makes no sense. If people can go to college and get a higher education, odds are they can get that better paying job. I don't see how it will bankrupt our country to raise the minimum wage a few bucks and make college education free for everyone. But I guess you would rather pay for criminals to get 3 meals a day or pay for a war than see a child get the better education they deserve.
thatsjustgreat1 16
Good to see someone who values the monetary well-being of their country.
fohfuucba 21
If someone superglued presidential campaign stickers all over my car I'd be pissed, even if they were for a candidate that wasn't intellectually vapid.
NickACD 27
Trump is better than both Bernie and Hillary.
gatorclay97 28
But that's not how economics work you imbecile, look it's quite simple, if you are in debt, which we are 20 trillion actually (thanks Obama), than you cut back on spending until your debt is payed.
gatorclay97 28
Also if you pay the minimum wage people lose there jobs... For instance if Walmart had to pay a minimum of 10.50 an hour (not even 15) that would eat up almost 50% of there profits, do you think they'll let that happen? No they'll fire multiple employees until they have the minimum necessary to operate, while those people will make more than they did before what about the others???? Again these are economic concepts Bernie and his fans have never heard of, what needs to happen in this country is low tax policies on companies who provide jobs here, and low interest loans for the upper middle and lower upper classes that allow people to start businesses.
gatorclay97 28
What we need in this country is a moderate conservative who has fiscally conservative ideals but socially liberal ideals, believe it or not before I realized I'd be voting this election and was uninformed I supported Bernie, when I got educated on the topic I found that my views apart from immigration mostly line up with Donald Trump, I doubt you will actually do it but look up Trumps actual policy positions, he's actually an extremely liberal republican (for instance he doesn't want to defund planned parenthood, and he supports restrictions on wallstreet) and his outrageous comments are aimed at the diehard republicans, which he is using to win the primaries, I'd bet MY MINIMUM WAGE SALORY that he stops with all the build a wall and kick out the Muslim bs the day after he becomes the republican candidate
gatorclay97 28
Also I'd like to point out how hilariously liberal this app is.
Earth_walker 19
Literally a worse punishment that literal damage to the car, I feel sorry for you buddy
SubparAtBest 23
so are you saying you literally feel sorry for him o.o you didn't clarify.
toba122 12
As far as I'm concerned, that is literal damage.
hardcorepunk87 18
Whatever you do, don't go to Mexico!
brandongreen1243 10
Do you even kneo anything about Trump's immigration policy? Because that's not how anything works
deathrise007 22
Put Bernie Sanders posters and stickers on her car. And write "feel the bern" on it. :D sorry she did that to you OP.
beyondflight 16
They feel the bern cause they don't want to earn
Aky0n 10
You come up with that all by yourself? You have the wit of an average Trump supporter, congratulations!