Anonymous
United States
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
AlyCo55
Today, I found out two of my rats are pregnant. The breeder told us that all of them were male, only one ended up being male. I now have 20+ rat babies on the way and no idea how to take care of them. FML
upset
Crowded house
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
inthesticks
Orlando, United States
Welcome home!
Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML
rattness
United States
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
tannarox
United States
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Anonymous
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa Beach, United States
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
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Firate 3
Did you buy it when it was pregnant?
Serafie 0
Misread the FML as "rabies" and was confused for a long time until I read the comments.
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s_me_ashley 2
ummm this happens to dogs too that's why they get surgeries... i think it was mating behind ur back lol
koerviipns 0
I read "Today, my pet rat..." and clicked on fyl.
stillxsearching 3
^^this^^
Melkezidech 0
Well thankyou.
KASHMIR_fml 0
lol Jesus Chrats
BabyBlondie 0
Haha I think you're rat might be a *****, but i used to have two rats but they died they were the cutest things..:(
Trage 0
I just recently lost two of my rats within a few months of each other but I've got two left. Currently, one of them is asleep on the back of my neck under my head and the other is pouncing on my mousing hand over and over again. This is them: http://imgur.com/jQbn7.jpg Even the rat haters in here have to admit that these little girls are adorable. They're like tiny puppies.
Silent_Harmony 3
Someone's close minded...
DeadNasty 0
BOO ******* HOO. I hate this site now.
KiwiBlam 4
You mean you only ever had one PET rat...
kylepwn1 0
congrats u now have an irresponsible father rat loose in ur house
redthreat 0
oh that does suuuuck, that is just gross..