Anonymous
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
No more clicks for you
Today, after I'd saved a baby mouse and was filming a YouTube series of me taking care of it, my boyfriend told me he found a “rat” in the kitchen, but not to worry he killed it and fed it to the cat. He killed my baby mouse, and now he’s mad I didn’t praise him for his brilliant extermination job. FML
mom
San Diego, United States
Pests
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
MiceMiles
Seattle, United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML
JustMyLuck
United States
Sorry Mr Nibbles
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Karen
Usually a bad omen
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
shorty4
Calgary, Canada
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
gl0b3suck0r
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
brokeass
United States
Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "No Pets" policy. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML
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DocBastard 40
No, stupid boys who cheat on girls grow up to be rats.
shadowsorel 15
Of course they don't gro up into rats! They EVOLVE into them!
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Comments (109)
jacquesromualdez 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So what's the difference?
Awahso 25
Between a mouse and a rat...?
evilplatypus 39
It's like lion versus tiger. Similar, yet two completely different animals.
kamikrazy 6
13. But both can talk.
Kn0wledge123 21
Ch-ch-ch-Chip n Dale! Rescue Rangers!!
Sparks808 10
Chip 'N Dale are neither rats nor mice, but chipmunks, so not sure where you were going with that...
Silent_Thrill 17
Maybe he's comparing Chip n' Dale's transformation to the mice transforming to a rat. You know, a mouse grows up to be a rat and Chip n' Dale grow up to be male strippers. Yeah... that's definitely what he meant!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...does this mean I'm gonna be a stripper?
unknown_user5566 27
Squeaky, I sure hope so!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Oh god.
ajeppsen 25
SqueakyChipmunk I was just waiting for you to come along.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Shit, an ambush!
shadowsorel 15
Of course they don't gro up into rats! They EVOLVE into them!
shadowsorel 15
*grow. (Stupid autocorrect.)
MissEmma_fml 22
I'm pretty sure it was a joke. Tumblr will teach you the popularity of the "stupid autocorrect" joke.
Inheritance 10
So a rattata?
sheethapins 13
How cheesey! That's raticulous. I find it amazing really rat he would think such vermin. It sure was mice of you to have talked to him about that pesty mix up.
MormonPornstar 7
^ Try Hard Pro
guci101 14
Pikachu!
DocBastard 40
No, stupid boys who cheat on girls grow up to be rats.
feldco1 17
Amen
Grimmerie 31
Doc, don't insult rats like that.
j_cat187 20
Well that and snitches who betray their friends grow up to become rats.
Srs_business 7
Eh guess my rat's just weird then. He grew up and became a chef.
coolboy675 16
Arrite, it's gotta be eider Johnny Tightlips or Jimmy da Squeala.
LaurenMoo 4
Well! That escalated quickly!
lacespace 8
Aw. I think it's cute that he's retarded.
WeAreAHurricane 14
Lol I understand why you're getting thumbed down, but your comment actually made me laugh. Must have been the irony.
Zano23 9
Well I just learned something new. Thanks, op.
nonst0porigins 2
Funny
bportt 1
I think it's cute too
alaynalovell 2
Hahahhahaaha(:
drkate25 30
So if he sees mice in your house, does he think it's not a problem until they grow up? Cuz either way you should call an exterminator...
chellyX92 8
Or they where at a pet shop and saw the two animals?
drkate25 30
That's why I said if he sees them IN HER HOUSE
TourettesGuyFTW 26
The mouse in my house grew up to be suplexed by a mouse trap 2 days ago :-)
LaurenMoo 4
Dick.
TBelle4Ever 15
He has it wrong, everyone knows that bats eventually shed their wings to become rats and mice grow to become picachu
SammyS2012 21
I'm sorry. Great comment... But... Pikachu* It was just bugging me :(
TBelle4Ever 15
It's ok, I wasn't 100% on spelling and I was debating if I should capitalize it or not. My thoughts were that because Pikachu is not a human name and there can be more than one, it should be lowercase. :) Thanks anyway for the spell check.
SammyS2012 21
You're welcome. And now I'm doubting whether or not it's capitalised... I think it is?
MrForgetable 0
Pikachu is correct :)
b00ms 1
Ha
anythingmustbe 18
I wonder who told him that. I smell a rat...
JAB2010 1
I just smell a moron. (And it ain't just you, 10!)
WeAreAHurricane 14
^same guy who smelled his breath on the bus?
JAB2010 1
Talking to me, 56? If you are, I'm not sure I get the reference--sorry.
aerogxt 7
I see what you did there
Ozuru 11
No...beavers shrink to become rats.
olpally 33
What an idiot... He's all yours op... Congrats!!
emeraldisle 30
Your boyfriend is a moron.