Anonymous
United States
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
AlyCo55
Today, I found out two of my rats are pregnant. The breeder told us that all of them were male, only one ended up being male. I now have 20+ rat babies on the way and no idea how to take care of them. FML
upset
Crowded house
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
inthesticks
Orlando, United States
Welcome home!
Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML
rattness
United States
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
tannarox
United States
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Anonymous
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa Beach, United States
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
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Firate 3
Did you buy it when it was pregnant?
Serafie 0
Misread the FML as "rabies" and was confused for a long time until I read the comments.
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Comments (409)
WtfLoser 13
Kk so - If you didn't buy it pregnant .. Then there's another rat in your house o.o .. And .. If the rat you own is in your room .. Then the other rat gets in your room & bang bangs yours o.0 ... Ew. Sorry mate. Put traps? Oh wait o.o THAT BABY RAT WILL BE FATHERLESS .
mrzero 0
well your have her needs too.
ctFIRE216 0
giggity giggity go
puppiesarecute 0
when I first read it I thought it's said rabies. lol
MangeMoi_fml 0
lmfuckinao
splinterette 0
This is the best FML I have read in a while. Finally, someone understands what an FML is. Can we get rid of all the teenagers complaining that their parents refuse to pay for things?
themindfreak08 0
how is this an fml?
UnicornsDoExist 0
this is more like an mlia
pandabear90 0
that's disgusting!! like #19s comment. u know rats are vectors that carry diseases?? sick
citygirlnomore 0
lmao though i cant imagine how a male rat could have sneaked into the cage and banged the pet rat LOL must have been from the pet shop!