Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn't realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It's going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML
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LOL. WoW. It's amazing how much peoples opinions change. Let's see to anwser a few remarks. No I didnt get fired, the car is getting fixed and paid for so the customer pays nothing, and when I told him he asked me to have them touch up all the other spots while they had the paint mixed. The snow bank was only a few inches so it wasnt like I was trying to drive up a mountain with an M5 and telling him that I did it was the respectful thing to do, thanks. That's part of my job is moving cars around and when it snows shit happens! That's what insurance is for....
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Freeze_fml 17
Now we wait for the sexist remarks..
Loosicles 0
Don't drive over snow banks.
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NoWFoReVeR 0
hahah
YourEvilHero 12
I'm pregnant
Terwilliger 0
what are you? a car theif? mechanic? valet?
phara_fml 0
It's times like this when I really love the fact that I live in Texas...
TrollGrammarNazi 0
Second
iSitt 0
Texas summers make me glad to be in ny
harryman04 0
ydi for assuming dumbass
majones 0
I loved to hear the conversation with the owner. Worker: I crashed your car Car Owner: WTF is your problem bitch! Worker: That'll be $1000 sir.
harryman04 0
lol ya it would be ****** hilarious
toni27 0
what does ydi mean????
mooshibear140 4
it means "You Deserve It."
ImRawrtastic 0
ooh I live in va too!<3
ericvolp12 0
what's op mean
theschweigert 0
op- original poster
twixxbe 0
omg congrats!
ps2stony 0
what does omg mean?
nom_ur_faces 0
rofl^
toni27 0
thanks mooshibear :)
pooptastgood 0
oh my god you're an idiot!
icall_BS 0
I dont understand how/why you were backing out someone else's car.
majones 0
OMG= Ovulating Midget Gerbils.
ps2stony 0
he was at work, icall_bs. you, sir, are a noobnut beyond belief.
G_Unit786 0
What's a noobnut?
vvn91 0
ROFL XD
thoughtcrimeno1 0
p
Pball11 0
I'm gonna say mechanic because I don't know any female car thiefs and one probably wouldn't type on fml
comatoast 0
ydi for trying to jump snow banks in customers' cars
jessicams 0
it says "shop" as in "car shop" like mechanic.
beffburger 0
what does rofl mean?
Otrain 5
that sucks !
Averizzle 0
Kid cudi ftw^
lolcatsyo 0
haha yesssssss his man on the moon is amazing:D
Otrain 5
haha yea cudi is the best!
harryman04 0
I don't get it....
majones 0
Man on the Moon is Kid Cudi's album.
helo2 0
Yeh dogma, I didn't laugh. I'm confused
helo2 0
Wtf lmao I didn't post to this?
DogmaT_fml 4
my name is dogmat. lol
yungjct 0
Dogmat is what kind of name?
WordsOfHope 0
^shut the **** up
dorkside_fml 0
yungjct is what kind of name?
yungjct 0
Damn chill out I meant what origin, or what nationality. Not trying to fight.
htownlove 0
lol haha that sucks
vgman88 4
rawr
danman91 0
dude go to pick and pull! wait, is the car new or old?
DogmaT_fml 4
be like "hey i found you front bumper on the ground". wait pulling a car, so it wasnt your car? are you a valet?
elfboyz 1
ha
chocobunnyyumyum 0
next time, try stepping on the 'snow' before going over it.... ^_^
purplemnm 9
female mechanic :D do you have a mullet and wear flannel shirts and wifebeaters?
helo2 0
lmfao
iSitt 0
and a mustache ?
jinky58 0
quite the ignorant comment to say the least though I know she was kidding... OP probably works for a family business or somtn.
Melkezidech 0
Are you butch? You look butch.
purplemnm 9
me??? no...:/
Loosicles 0
Don't drive over snow banks.
mattchap 0
excactly!!
Freeze_fml 17
Now we wait for the sexist remarks..
DogmaT_fml 4
i bet she was asian too
BallinOnTheCourt 0
LOL yeah cus when people confirm stereotypes its always fun :)
DogmaT_fml 4
sorry fml i was joking...
demoon_fml 7
Because we all know it is gonna happen
Tdoodle 0
uhoh, it's the Feminazis!
DogmaT_fml 4
the asian femanazis
snickdoo 0
I should be capitalized.
DogmaT_fml 4
Its the Asian Femagrammanazis! I'm so startled!
demoon_fml 7
Release the rednecks!
boopityboppity 11
demoon, that was the second comment ever that made me laugh. You deserve a cookie.
demoon_fml 7
Lol. What flavor is the cookie?
boopityboppity 11
Ones with crunchy peanut butter and chocolate chips in them. The best kind.
demoon_fml 7
Hell ya!
XDNurse 0
no demoon! it's a snickerdoodle!
Nitsuaaa 6
A woman. Surprise surprise.