cathater
Eddington, United States
Stupid cat
Today, as I was getting dressed for my big date, my cat pooped on my only shoes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
StinkFoot
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Turdfoot
Prosper, United States
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
Anonymous
Minefield
Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML
anx133
China
Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Cat poo
Smithtown, United States
Santa or Satan?
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Anonymous
United States
'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Top comments
moonlight77 28
Your cat rocks. Maybe you should get a new pair of shoes, ..or a couple.
Koios 30
Yea, **** people who can only afford one pair of shoes!
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Comments (8)
EliteMarksman9 5
your ONLY shoes? and this is your BIG date? tf? YDI bro.
Koios 30
Yea, **** people who can only afford one pair of shoes!
kfchicken 31
if you can only afford one pair of shoes you shouldn't have a cat in the first place...
moonlight77 28
Your cat rocks. Maybe you should get a new pair of shoes, ..or a couple.
TCRII 30
Dogs > cats
mfranks19891989 10
Should have gotten your cat a date or your cat is trying to tell you this person isn’t right for you.
Cobaltul 4
So you can afford living with a cat, but can't 2 pairs of shoes ?
OnReceivingEnd 18
You are owned by a cat. YDI from the start.
peterblackmer91 12
Your only shoes?
randybryant799 21
You have only one pair of shoes???? Huh.