Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
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Roevera 14
My cat cuts off the heads and leaves them on my doorstep at night. I wake up to find mouse heads all in a row on my porch when I leave for school..
disco2466 8
did you taste it and find out what it was?
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Comments (119)
disco2466 8
did you taste it and find out what it was?
arikakiki 0
Hahah:)
Dukekamono 5
If you boil it, it should be good
a1f0sff 25
Specially the tiny organs
behemoth198 0
Tasted like candy........
n3rd43v3r 10
Yummy
The_Hitdude 12
Make a nice leftover mice stew ;).
BeefyQueef 5
That's how I would of done it
blue_mist 7
Dang that sucks.....at least you figured it out!
mibrahim01 0
Clean it up before the cleaning lady comes
shanemaximo 7
If you don't want to finish your remains now, you should at least put them in the fridge for later.
ethan_roth13 0
Haha my cat did that once
Oasispetro1 4
Who cares it got taken care of be happy its not still running around
Anubis_81 21
Mine too
kaylamahoney90 12
That is absolutely sick!
iishillaraylay 2
Food for kings.
olpally 33
Not exactly... Food for a crazy cat lady-most likely.
Michael_92 20
You know it. ;) The trick is you got to eat them raw. Mmmm tasty!
WTFjizzinmypantz 0
My cat does that like twice a day...
Pr0metheus 7
8 get your cat to a vet then, that's not healthy
TheFirstSamurai 18
8 should also get new pants.
Furrywhiplash 14
8- I think you should call an exterminator to take care of that rodent problem of yours. You and your cat are going to end up with some nasty disease if you have enough rodents around where your cat can throw their remains up twice a day.
Swiftly 0
8- Your cat has problems man
a1f0sff 25
What an evil cat!!!
cinderellacat 0
We all gotta puke sometime
modulusoperandy 7
Well, at least your house is rodent-free! Be grateful.
kikidi 6
Not if it had a tiny rat husband
ShyAnn29 15
Usually if there's 1 mouse, there's more....I hate mice! FYL
Roevera 14
My cat cuts off the heads and leaves them on my doorstep at night. I wake up to find mouse heads all in a row on my porch when I leave for school..
silentbutfunny 0
Thats... Kinda cool
Roevera 14
We just see it as her bringing us presents. :)
TheFirstSamurai 18
Sounds like your cat is trying to place some kind of voodoo spell on you. Like the FML with doll heads and cigarette butts.
eigelste 0
My cat likes to leave full squirrels and rabbit carcasses on our porch and we see it the same way lol
MissFits_fml 6
^ Squirrels? Rabbits? That's not your ordinary house cat, right?
MerrikBarbarian 9
Rabbit? Squirrel? Sounds like dinner to me! Mine bring squirrels occasionally, and a grouse once... But damn rabbits? That cat must be on steroids!
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Love the articulate nature of this FML
Vulpes21 6
What a little angle :3
GLaDOSv1_09 19
Unless the cat vomited off the edge of something, in which case the remains would have achieved a large angle.
quite_bored 9
Cats are such acute angles, until they get over 90, then they're just so obtuse.
TheFirstSamurai 18
But they sure have amazing reflexes.
Vulpes21 6
Lol swype
quite_bored 9
No, don't blame it on swype. I'm using it now and look: angel. Easy as that.
Vulpes21 6
Can you forgive me for a spelling error my virgin master?
quite_bored 9
No.
tannarox 0
#30: In case you were wondering, the cat did in fact puke off the edge of something.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
This would be more gross, if the cat ate it again. So yes it could be worse.