Anonymous
United States
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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AlyCo55
Today, I found out two of my rats are pregnant. The breeder told us that all of them were male, only one ended up being male. I now have 20+ rat babies on the way and no idea how to take care of them. FML
upset
Crowded house
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
inthesticks
Orlando, United States
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Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML
rattness
United States
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
tannarox
United States
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Anonymous
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa Beach, United States
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
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Firate 3
Did you buy it when it was pregnant?
Serafie 0
Misread the FML as "rabies" and was confused for a long time until I read the comments.
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SenorSiesta 0
I have a similar story where my family owned one female rat and brought another young female rat home, only to find out a week or two later that it was already pregnant. She ended up having 8 babies and we kept them all but made sure we separated them by gender so it wouldn't happen again, lol.
Trage 0
I'm glad you kept the babies but were responsible and separated them when the time came. I've never had the pleasure of housing piles of baby rats but I've had 3 at a time before and they are ridiculously adorable. I've heard the more babies piled together, the cuter, but I've never wanted to have to worry about finding homes for them and have been lucky enough to never accidentally take a pregnant female home. Still, I bet your baby rats were a blast.
JF4509 0
maybe it has a penis and a ****** :D
marie93uso 0
how is that an fml?? so your rat's got game, so what?
rosieuchiha 0
hahahahaha...so funny.....please do not get rid of the little baby rats..that would be so mean to the mommy rat.....:)
ctFIRE216 0
not seeing how this is your FML, let's face it, YDI, shoulda used protection.
Meowxkittyxkitty 0
I think the OP is implying it's an FML because the rat was pregnant and they only had ever owned ONE rat before. So they bought a pregnant rat from the store.
BlueBomber 0
Sqeeeak, how u maek rat babby lawl
fisher04444 0
why the hell would u want a rat as a pet????
fhchic18 0
***** rat (: (:
mematteden 2
who has a pet rat
grungecat 0
Rats.