Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a ticket for driving without insurance. I gave the cop my insurance information, but he said it was invalid because it didn't show an expiration date. When I pointed out the information he was looking for, he ignored me and gave me a ticket anyway. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
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Top comments
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Either you look very sensible, or you come across as a total liability.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
I wouldn't worry to much OP. It may mean you look classy!
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Comments (42)
emuexport 4
First !!
Gothicbunnyx3 16
I wouldn't worry to much OP. It may mean you look classy!
DKjazz 20
I'd say it's much better than looking like someone who doesn't have insurance.
jaysvn 2
don't really see how this is an FML.
jaysvn 2
oh well that's uhh..flattering.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Either you look very sensible, or you come across as a total liability.
nekofrau 7
It means you look like you got hit
nekofrau 7
Lol no sorry my bro did that
Queensland 27
Prime example of a 'first world problem'.
littlem91 29
It sounds like you don't look like a criminal. If it was am insult, which I doubt, you kind of deserve it for speeding anyway. Speeding is bad. I never speed, never ever ever.
toooldforthis 19
Liar! :)
jessBeAqueen 13
ugh your one of those! bet you take up the left lane too and wait at stops signs for the actaully correct amount of seconds. I speak for us with road rage when I say "GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU $#@&! BLEEP BLEEP!!!!"
Alihb 16
Grammar is bad, never write, never never ever.
Flowtastic 16
I hope that cop stays on traffic control with their poor judgements in profiling. That's just one thing you don't assume...
TheShadyMilkman 15
You know most states have the insurance status reported to the state. This is so when you run the tag it will tell you if they have insurance. Chances are the officer already knew the vehicle had insurance...
UFIUETSimpdesign 5
Yay for u. Cops in my area r such dicks
infectedsense 15
Why on earth is this an FML, you got away with not having your insurance card! Considering you were speeding, that's a win!