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Miss 37 years-old In a relationship

hitmutefirst 3 February 2009, 10:24 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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sad 25 October 2011, 10:15 Reserved 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

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jessi 2 December 2011, 13:22 United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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