Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I'd heard him in the hall, I yelled out, "Come on, don't be shy, bring your dick back in here right now!" A voice then replied, "He's gone out to get some bread." It was my mother-in-law. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML
Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML
Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
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Root123 0
The mother took it well I'd say.
Rilan 0
Oh my god thats horrible--I'd die!
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Comments (57)
Rilan 0
Oh my god thats horrible--I'd die!
JJ_86 22
That's embarassing. But good for OP she has a mature cool mother in law. Most would have just felt awkward and woudn't reply back and OP probably would have blurted out more dirty talk.
Boomi 39
This is why we should never assume things.
Sofa_King 0
Could be worse... like his father or your son(if you have any)
divagurll 0
now if it were her kid, he would be the one writing this fml n not her... but that would be funny for the other ppl on here reading
Root123 0
The mother took it well I'd say.
fawker 0
wow. sounds like a GREAT way to start off the morning :]
papashaan 19
He's gone to make you a cockmeat sandwich
knitbitch 0
ooh that is so embarassing its hilarious...
Time2Remission 0
ew!
redsox4021 0
were u in the movie precious? LOL
thedeadmen 14
Hi
LugiaKitsune 0
Awwww that sucks. :( well it couldnt be any more embarrassing. :]
ZleveL 0
unless she walked in with a strap on :0
Zwienda 6
I think you are the best wife in the world!
whitedragon1995 0
LOL fail.
M1RSH3 0
D8 I would piss my pants ... mine scares me shit-less when it comes to those situations.