Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Seduction technique
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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NGM_47 0
I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O
unfortunate_13 5
why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.
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Comments (137)
Shirschfield 0
tell him to go on a diet... lol
fretforyerlatte 0
stop sucking face for five seconds and tell the man you can't breathe. how hard is it? you could at least choke out "GET OFF ME!" i bet he feels terrible about it.
lexilovesyou 0
You guys are all morons! He might not me fat! He could be really tall with lots of muscles. Chill your boner hoes!
FarSide 23
Let HER gain 50 pounds
demilenaa 0
I doubt he needs to. My bf is really small like under 170lbs. and he did that to me. Maybe they were making out for a really long time or something.
lucky0514 0
he COULD be just a super muscular football player....honestly but yeah YDI for not saying anything
Joe2794 0
Yeah this doesn't mean he's fat. He could easily be a really tall muscular guy.
americayay 0
OP, you're kind of mean for this post, or at least it comes off that way. Agreeing with the masses in the fact that you should have freaking said something.
wickeddrummajor 0
no she deserves it for dating a fatty
RaBe2009 0
Why didn't you just tell him to get up because you couldn't breathe. YDI for not having common sense.
Veldan 1
Don't have to be fat to weigh that much. I'm 6'4" and 250 pounds as well. I'm 10% body fat, so basically this guy could jsut be all muscle and if his girlfriend was small it could end badly if he was a little to into it to notice :P
rebelharmony 0
lol she's a chubby chaser
bradleybaldwin 9
I'm 245 and not fat at all... 6'0 play football can bench 260
bluephoenix1498 0
why is stuff like this even on the site give him nothing til he loses weight
ivygirl 0
agreed
multiplecoloredc 0
Thats actually really hot to me...
coversquirrel 8
He might not need to lose weight. He could be muscular. Dont judge him because you have no muscle
123sploosh 0
2nd omg im so happy
FueltotheFire 0
HAHA! Fail you fucktard.
123sploosh 0
dont be mean :( there was a delay :(
lexiBRo 0
how pathetic does your life have to be that posting 2nd (actually 3rd) makes you happy....
Luky_fml 0
how pathetic does you're life have to be that complaining about someone thinking they got #2 makes you happy.
KumoFF7 3
win.
lexiBRo 0
I didn't finish my statement w/ "omg im so happy" so stfu!
flodezie 0
wow! u r gorgeous!! ;)
TC1_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why'd you even date a 250 lb fatsack? YDI, either you've low self esteem or you're a fatty yourself... :D
AP13_13 0
or you yourself are a shallow prick that deserves to be alone.
ndawgg 6
Because everyone who is 250 pounds is all fat... I mean, there's no other reason to be that weight. /sarcasm
TC1_fml 0
Sound mind, sound body. If it'd be 250 lbs of muscle the guy wouldn't put all his weight on the poor girl, if it's 250 lbs of fat - why go out with someone who doesn't even take care about himself?
hecuva 0
250 lbs of muscle (and of course a fair part is fat too) may not look as big or heavy as you think, my bf is 250lbs and mainly muscle, puts most to all his weight on me when he's on me, i have yet to pass out. OP: a great way to remedy this... when you feel that you might pass out, grab a hold of his pec/man boob (depending on fat or muscle) and use your knee as leverage to roll the two of you over, trust me he'll love it and things will probably get a bit more intense now that you showed some dominance ;)
Leaveittosteven 0
What shit. 250 pounds of muscle is more than Arnold Schwarzenegger in his Olympia days, unless your boyfriend is like 7 feet tall.
hecuva 0
I said "mostly muscle" he's about 20% body fat, so in other words 50lbs of him is fat and 200lbs is muscle.. give or take, where as when competing those guys are at like 7% or so, if he was that way he would only be about 200lbs or so
thatguynamedsky 32
80lbs or 280lbs all people are beautiful, well, except for you #7
NGM_47 0
I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O
KK3137 31
I was lying in bed one night making out with my girlfriend after a long and busy day, and suddenly she just stopped "participating". She had fallen asleep out of exhaustion, and it took me a good couple seconds to realise why she wasn't reacting :D
123sploosh 0
my hero
capricaz 0
Don't date fatties :D.
Brolin 4
Normally I'd go with don't date fatties, but I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say that he's just a tall guy and is built decent, I have a friend who is near 250 is going into the army and is like 6'3" and he's in good shape. Though if he isn't like that, then it is definitely your fault.
mike1921 0
Shallow -_-
justmyluck1212 0
i think they should have a separate "fat" section for FMLs
FarSide 23
You're in luck. There is a special place in Hell for bigoted dickheads as yourself.
lexiBRo 0
i dont think they meant anything offensive by it... just that there are a lot of fmls about weight and they deserve a category of their own..
kyle4321 0
Farside you are my hero :)
Triplefool 0
That would become the only section I read.
unfortunate_13 5
why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.
arienh4 0
You do realise one needs air to say something, right?
thias_fml 0
you do realize that all the air doesn't leave at once you still have plenty of time to talk when you are getting choked trust me