Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked around town doing errands. When I got home, I realized my short socks were two different shades of white. FML
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
Today, I did laundry and found one lone sock in the washer. Thinking I was done, I left it there and put the rest in the dryer. When I pulled out the clothes, the sock was missing. It was in the dryer all along, but I couldn’t find its partner anywhere. A sock black hole struck again. FML
Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML
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whatshername?! 39
Who cares? It's just socks.
RichardPencil 32
That's anti-climactic. I was hoping that you found out one sock was a condom and the other a bread wrapper! That would've been hilarious.
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Comments (7)
HansYYC 2
But you had another pair like it at home!
whatshername?! 39
Who cares? It's just socks.
JackWood 21
Sounds like you, "Got the Blues". js
RichardPencil 32
That's anti-climactic. I was hoping that you found out one sock was a condom and the other a bread wrapper! That would've been hilarious.
Thaylok 17
Matching socks are for BOOMERS. So take it that you fit in with the younger crowd.
SirEnigM0nk 22
2 shades of blue beats 50 Shades of Grey anyway.
noonereally 6
I gave up on matching socks. Who cares there's bigger problems