Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
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linzey 0
so i would totally die from embarrassment avoid his friends from now on
Shallow_Padentic 0
Wow great mom you got there. Yelling your private business for everyone, hot or not, to hear.
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Comments (136)
oneangredwarf 0
ahhh thats totally embassessing, my mom would totally do something like that
bexox 0
Yeah, right, #18, and 20... it's soooo hard to believe that might happen to more than one person.
pancakes_n_syrup 0
#22, I'm not saying it happened to more than one person..I'm saying they just retyped the magazine story, duh..
bitchplease69_fml 0
since it's friday night we should all get crunk to cure your problems! any girls that posted here this weekend wanna hookup?
kenyrabit 25
You ... may want to wait a week. lmao
theoldGP 0
this shit is so fake, honestly.. no mother would do that. cause all mothers know how embarrassing that would be for their daughters. god. its not even funny.
Jazzybaybee5683 0
My moms done it. Therefore; you're wrong, and it could be true.
hoper423 3
I know moms that have done worse
StupidDancer 0
Ouch. That sucks ...and your brothers friends are douchebags for laughing at u like that....:)
ladyitalkalot 0
yeah chill out 18 and 20 this actually happened to me once except i invited my guy friends over and my mom just told me straight up that she was going out to get more peroxide to get the period blood out of my underwear. and She knew that I was bringing friends home from a party.
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Hahaha. Silly mom.
lolol182 4
nice one mom
willthisonework 0
all moms r embarissing when she droppe me off at school b4 I got out of tw car she kissed me...im15 and my bf started cracking up:(
_comic_ 0
24, Try and understand sarcasm... she was explaining that this can happen to more then one person. Maybe it's different magazines you are all reading...