Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
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Top comments
linzey 0
so i would totally die from embarrassment avoid his friends from now on
Shallow_Padentic 0
Wow great mom you got there. Yelling your private business for everyone, hot or not, to hear.
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Comments (136)
NorfolkDude 2
I don't know what to say.... I would say that sucks big time for you and yeah it would be a FML if you're in highschool. However, don't stress it. It's not like your life is over.
Phillay632 0
Someone's a loose goose... FYL indeed.
fogrunner 13
Or not... since one can bleed heavily regardless of one's loose-ness! :p
Why_Me77 0
#26, unless you're every bitches' mother, I wouldn't talk about how all mothers are. Your statement just made you an epic fail.
Fuck34 0
****!
acc093 0
#33, grow up a little , please. im assuming you're a guy...typical. dont make retarded comments if you dont actually know what its like to have your ****** vomiting blood. oh sorry, was that too nasty for you all?
PlasmaVirus 4
Was the immature stereotype comment needed?
nat66623 0
Aww. I'm sorry this happened :(
AlexJakubsen1 0
your mom sounds like a cluesless bitch, no offense
P12OZAK 0
filthy
KyleF1990 0
Wow, thats just plain mean. You need to tell your mom how embarrassed that made you. Don't ignore your brothers friends. If they have any maturity they won't think too much of the situation in the future.
WendlaMimii 0
What kid of mother would do that? I'm sorry, hun.