Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
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linzey 0
so i would totally die from embarrassment avoid his friends from now on
Shallow_Padentic 0
Wow great mom you got there. Yelling your private business for everyone, hot or not, to hear.
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Comments (136)
cyberhoy 3
hahaha 44 you're sick ;). O well im gonna say i believe this one, By the way they will never forget this
Tdotgirl 0
First off, sorry hun for having such an embarrassing mother. I understand. You need to learn how to have witty comeback comments. As for your brothers friends; immature. Also young teenage boys tend to laugh and make fun of stuff they don't understand. #25 you're too funny. You're supposed to say where you live, unless of course you got a jet airplane to fly to where the girlies are. #26 you're a dick. Regardless of whether you're a male or female., and regardless of whether this is fake or not. Lucky you for having an awesome mom. Some of us have to deal with naive, ignorant, uncaring mothers that would do anything in their power to embarrass their daughters.
Condie31 0
didn't bother reading all of it But I agree with 17.
deeznutzismine 0
#36 - that was hot... i'm kinda turned on now... no fair.
ericbrat20 0
Damn that sucks I feel for you. I'm a guy but I understand that kinda stuff happen and I certainly wouldn't have laughed.
reallyannoyed 0
thank you #65, now I taste vomit. Nice.
aaa919 0
HAHAHA sorry this is awful....I would kill my mother.
Wombats111 0
Yeah, descreat parenting epic fail... You have my sympathies.
lalalaloveeex 0
hey, sorry that happend :/ parents can be really embarrasing, all of us have been through it. but try wearing a panty liner with your tampon on your heavy days just incase.
your_boss 0
tht hurt.. tht hurt BAD! total embarassment