Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
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linzey 0
so i would totally die from embarrassment avoid his friends from now on
Shallow_Padentic 0
Wow great mom you got there. Yelling your private business for everyone, hot or not, to hear.
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Comments (136)
crazyme123 0
retarded mom much?
shaPOW 0
how does your mom even know you leaked on your new underwear? did you make her wash it out or something? i mean, you had to know your mom isn't very good at keeping things on the down low, so you shouldn't have told her.
Zox_fml 0
I don't see this as a big deal, although I'm a guy. I would just walk up to the friends and say "Wow I'm obviously more mature then you I bet you'll never have kids, and or a wife. I myself wouldn't laugh at you I would be telling the other kids to shut up and then apologize to you for there stupidity. A real man would've told you it's not a big deal and all girls have the same problem or similar ones. Just don't sweat it because it's natural and if those guys can't handle it they're just to much of babies to be around you anyways.
Vehicle 1
Why do the mothers on here have such big mouths!
peazeful 0
WOW...that's really embarrassing, I feel you~
itsTiffany 0
LMFAO. Yeah, that's just embarrassing.
a7xforlife 0
wow wat an obnoxious mom :P
rverboom 0
this is total bull!! no mother would get that graphic.
harcleennorsbyk 0
Who yells about bloody underwear...
randomperson222 0
That sucks. Wow. That is pretty bad.