Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
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Top comments
linzey 0
so i would totally die from embarrassment avoid his friends from now on
Shallow_Padentic 0
Wow great mom you got there. Yelling your private business for everyone, hot or not, to hear.
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Comments (136)
danceydancetime 0
uggh, parents SUCK!
cherl 0
I HATE MOTHER YELLING!!!
katieg 0
goo hide!!.. thats veryyy embarassing
nando92 0
ouch lol i remember when my friends little sister tried to impress another friend that was there and her mom pretty much said the same thing but they werent new... i wonder.....
never_accepted 0
lol you must be wide!
123sploosh 0
go die
kukkakaalia 0
Aww, I'm sorry to hear that. : It's very embarrassing, it wasn't right for your mother just to yell it out! But then again, next time you should wash your underwear out by hand right away when you leak on them, that way the blood stains will come out much easier.
could_be_funny 0
that sucks! Is your mom that oblivious? I'm a guy, but your brother and his friends are way too immature. I would have just acted like I didn't hear that, something like that isn't funny, it's just a part of life.
emo_devon 11
I srsly agree! finally, another guy who is mature enough! I feel so bad for OP
vollyball921 0
^^^^^ u two guys r lyk the only mature ones on FML
BloodyRainbowUni 4
Wow very mature, finally.
ollierobs 0
[comment about how mature above guys are]
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Since when does being mature mean you can't laugh at things that are obviously freaking funny? Not like they made fun of her, they laughed. Big deal.
pancakes_n_syrup 0
I saw this in a magazine like 4 years ago...
Zyoid 0
hahahaha #15
fml911 0
i saw that in a magazine too i hate how fmls are getting fake, its funny when they are realistic though