Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
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linzey 0
so i would totally die from embarrassment avoid his friends from now on
Shallow_Padentic 0
Wow great mom you got there. Yelling your private business for everyone, hot or not, to hear.
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Comments (136)
4nonymous 0
wow. thanks mom.
GrkPrincess89 2
omg thats terrible
heather889121 0
um... so???
ApricotQueen 17
most people- boys or girls- get embarrassed when anyone even mentions a menstrual cycle, and most guys associate bigger tampons with wider/looser vaginas, so it was especially embarrassing for OP. TL;DR: guys associate bigger tampons with looser vaginas, OPs mom yelled that she got her bigger tampons, also periods were mentioned around a bunch of teenage boys
Lifey66 0
a word of advice separate from the embarrassment: don't wear new panties when you're riding the crimson wave.
polishswede 0
Wear panty liners.
Komatose 0
Teach her a lesson. Next time she has (male) friends over, head to the door and call over your shoulder, "Ma, I'm going to the store! You need new batteries for you're vibrator, right?!?" I hate mom's who think it's funny to embarass their kids.
podrummer9209 0
Lol, ouch. I dunno about cute friends, but a while ago I was hanging with my now-ex and her extremely hot friend walks in, totally naked, asking her to help re-tie her top. She never once noticed me. I couldn't look her in the eye for weeks XD
Odile13 0
ah f*** that sucks!
itsshayan 0
so you have a loose ******, gross.
Marysenjo 0
omg sounds like something my mum'd do to me. poor you