Today, as I was getting my mail, I noticed I'd received a free coupon from a baby supply store, saying, "Congratulations on your pregnancy!" Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I live with. All she had to say was, "Surprise!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
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Top comments
JackFrost 0
#1....He found out that his girlfriend is pregnant from a coupon in the mail. OP....That's a sucky way of finding out, sure, but is your life really ******? If you didn't want a baby, maybe you should have been using protection. I think this is kind of a YDI.
greatnt249 0
#4, the fact that his girlfriend didn't bother to tell the OP that she was pregnant, thus letting him find out via junk mail is the FML.
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Comments (117)
zoe_melina 0
i dont get it
poezpoee 0
oh I get it the card who was for his girl told him he was having a kid instead of her she never told him he knocked her up
YessyxD 8
Omg how hard can it be???? Maybe the girlfriend didn't know how to tell him so she got some help from a baby store.......
CalebEatsZombies 2
Tweet
AssassinsCRB 0
derp?
AssassinsCRB 0
derp?
dragonrider1959 18
How old are you?
xx_hayleyy 0
me either. did ur friend not tell you or something?
tcj2010 5
his gf went to the store n signed upshe never tld her boyfriend she was preggers!! sad!
kdz 0
stupid
CurlyGurlF 6
Its a guy. When he said girlfriend he meant girlfriend! Not friend whos a girl. Thats why I hate when adults say that. Shes not your girlfriend mom, shes your friend!!!
danceydancetime 0
ahahahahaha
JackFrost 0
#1....He found out that his girlfriend is pregnant from a coupon in the mail. OP....That's a sucky way of finding out, sure, but is your life really ******? If you didn't want a baby, maybe you should have been using protection. I think this is kind of a YDI.
ExtremeEncounter 32
Who said he DIDN'T use protection? what an assumption.
mzmaverickd 7
#4 hit the nail on the head
greatnt249 0
#4, the fact that his girlfriend didn't bother to tell the OP that she was pregnant, thus letting him find out via junk mail is the FML.
dickster 0
YDI for not wanting kids, engaging in pre-marital sex, and for thinking it was impossible for your girlfriend to have a child.
npk1112 0
Well if she's your girlfriend, and you are living together and things are serious and going well; sounds like the situation could be a lot worse. Definitely sounds pretty ideal compared to most of the other FML's on this site regarding pregnancy! Congratulations daddy!
raNDMGUy 5
how do you not get it? his girlfriend didnt tell him she was pregnant not really an FML but i'd be pretty pissed too
x3_LaLa_3x 0
Agreed with #6. But... congratulations?
never_accepted 0
thats a very creative way to find out. your GF sure didnt want to tell you herself, huh?