Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
BlueBaronBitch 22
He seems a little insecure.. just a little..
InternetHobo 18
Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact
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Comments (73)
cptncuttlefish 24
Good call on your part, he seems rather insecure and immature.
IcedSapphire 27
I'm proud that you decided to ditch his psycho ass. He had no right to accuse you of such a disgusting thing.
captainsmegma 12
Get revenge. Go to the party and screw his brother. You'll feel betterand little brother will have the best birthday ever.
InfiniteSecret 20
This is extremly immature and childish
TheLadyOpal 30
On the plus side, now you have an excuse to throw your own party. To celebrate your new freedom from dating a paranoid psycho.
hardcorepunk87 18
I'm ashamed this is from Canada. I honestly thought we were smarter than that.
Erery 16
At least it's "ex-boyfriend"
dragoongirl90 34
Wow, your ex is sick in the head.
dragoongirl90 34
My ex husband once accused me of wanting to screw my pastor's 14 year old son because I was with him and another church member in a crowded gamer shop playing the WoW trading card game.
QueenBii 14
Well at least you got rid of his ass. Good for you!
andrmac 25
A follow up on your age would make this even more interesting, but seriously even if your like 13 would still be awkward and gross. Your ex needs to grow up and learn to trust just a little more in a partner.