Electro
Nashua, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML
hardcorepunk87
Ottawa, Canada 38 years-old
Juju Bear
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Paris, France
Early morning noise
Today, my girlfriend woke up, and while half-asleep, muttered, "What time is it? Have the neighbours started drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML