Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
BlueBaronBitch 22
He seems a little insecure.. just a little..
InternetHobo 18
Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact
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Comments (73)
Spark_Slicker 19
When people are paranoid about their partner cheating to an extreme like this, it's often times from guilt of their own cheating. Not saying that is absolutely the case, but it wouldn't be too surprising if it was found out later that he himself was in fact cheating.
Miss_Whipped 43
Doesn't matter now, she's rid of him! :)
Spark_Slicker 19
Well I don't think it would matter AS much to her now, but personally if I found out someone I was previously in a relationship with had been cheating on me while we were together, I would be at least somewhat upset about it.
FSGInsainity 15
Well... did you want to? Like on an actually personal level. just between you and me. (and the entire FML community)
NYGiants1925 22
How old are you & your bf that he's even suggesting that?
idk_rose 25
Maybe he's defensive because he wants to screw your 11 year old sister.
messymessiah 11
Wow. I can see why you broke up with him. Feels threatened by his 11 year old brother. That's sad
cheshireau 26
My ex boyfriend accused me of like his brother because I talked to him once. He also accused me of like his 50 year old Uncle and constantly called the bloke my real boyfriend because when I first met the Uncle, I said 'Hello, how's it going?' They are Ex for a reason. I hope your Ex-Boyfriends balls drop off
simongren 5
Congratulations on getting away OP. An ex of mine thought I was sleeping with everyone I ever talked to - male, female, relative, whoever and I didn't leave after the first time she did that. I kick myself for wasting all that time with her.
leafsnacks 11
He probably just used that as an excuse to break up with you
Arpit01 8
Why even be in a relationship with such a guy.... Lol!!!
Urpoppy 21
Pathetic. Glad you lightened your load now rather than later.