Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
BlueBaronBitch 22
He seems a little insecure.. just a little..
InternetHobo 18
Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact
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Comments (73)
FieldLeftBlank 20
Good riddance.
russfml 31
You almost wonder if he even heard himself. That's just insecure to the extreme
warrenhoward42 20
so who broke up with who?
Seabass_Chan 33
Does it matter? Point is OP is now free to date someone less insecure who doesn't accuse her of wanting to **** children.
Dexter83_fml 17
Your ex is a complete tool.
914smv 18
OMG so insecure... and of a little kid?
AudiLover21 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like you're too young to be dating as it is.
dragoongirl90 34
Why would you even think this?
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Nowhere in the fml did it give you OP's age so for you to make this assumption is idiotic
laurellkawes 31
He was overreacting, but op, why would you want to go to an 11 year-old's birthday party?
Darkness_Hate 29
Trying to be a part of his family...sharing some good memories together.
bonermonkey 31
I like going to birthday parties for my partners younger siblings. Hanging out with his family is nice. OP probably felt the same. :)
domolovesyoshi 33
Do you not go to your siblings parties? cousins?
chinaski7628 32
Plus, what if there was face-painting and a bouncy castle? I'd want in on that party.
Knightchaser27 25
Free food,cake and soda
Catdragon 40
What's wrong with going to a kids birthday party? Are people that worried about creeps? Besides it wasn't like it was a stranger's little brother or kids birthday party, it was your then boyfriend's brother's party. I would be happy if someone expressed they wanted to be an active part in my family life because it shows they intend to get comfy with a potential new branch of the family. When you marry someone, they become your in laws. There's nothing wrong with meeting and interacting with your lover's family.
Mynamewontfi 40
Plottwist: OP and her ex-boyfriend are 12.
badbitch23 15
Leave him, if he accuses you of wanting to have sex with an 11 year old he has some real issues.