Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
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24788 7
Sounds like a mamas boy. You wouldn't want him anyways. Even if he was older.
Artanias 0
Shoulda tried to explain it to the parents, if they wouldn't believe him, then the best thing would be to walk up to the kid, and hit him for real then say "There, now i hit him"
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ElMundio87 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
sounds like that episode of family guy
WTFLMFAO 0
FIRST LOL!! Wow kids Beast
HahaYDI 0
Fail...honestly, they have the editing tool for a reason
zrjones 0
i love this kid!
Unregistered 0
lmao 11 years old? are you kidding me over protective parents much lol jesus
WTFLMFAO 0
FIRST lol!! ... bury my comment will you o.O
spazzdoodle 0
Grow up; the whole "first" thing is only for prepubescent little 12 year olds who think it makes them important. Please come back to the internet only when you grow pubic hair and a brain.
fMYYYlife 0
Pretty sure nobody believes that when they are first it makes them important, it's just fun to say! So lighten up a little bit or get off FML cause you are no fun! And just so you are aware, "grow up;" only means you yourself need to grow up. You should pay no attention to people that need to "grow up" if you yourself are mature. Have a lovely day.
MsTs1 0
what kind of 11 year old needs babysitting? he must be some kind of pussy
liveBabylon 0
I know seriously I spent the night alone when I was 8 come on...
WTFLMFAO 0
agreed!
greatsarcazm 0
FIRST!!!!!
lizzilla8297 2
HSHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that just cheered up my whole day. sorry sux for u.
lizzilla8297 2
sounds like a boy for me. what's his phone number?
Victoire_W 0
HOW THE HELL DID OP DISERVE THIS!
kratos8217 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Seriously? With an attitude like that he'll never score an older chick... Oh yeah, alost forgot... FIRST!!!
PumpkinTarte 0
FIRRRRRRRRRRRRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wewt
lizzilla8297 2
okay, second and third, you are NOT first so just shut up already.
fMYYYlife 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Awww I almost had first comment! My computer froze though! lol
drimpossible 0
I've been first... it ain't all that
2345_fml 0
I would post "FIRST" if I really was. I dont see why everyone hates people that do it. You literally have to come to the site the second the FML is posted to get first and that is pretty impressive. If you are a minute late then there are already 500 votes or so from all the people that visit the site and the odds are you arent going to be first.
DameGreyWulf 1
I was first once, too, but it was awesome simply because I ended up sharing it with someone else. FML was doing the whole buggy reply system thing, so half the time my comment was first, and the other someone else's was. I thought it was awesome. (and yes, we were both labeled as #1) The only bad part about it was that you couldn't hardly reply to anyone on the FML because half the comments had a twin, and so your comment often showed up to the wrong #5 or something.
Trollkiller 0
firsttttt
Arcterion 0
SECOND!!!!!1
24788 7
Sounds like a mamas boy. You wouldn't want him anyways. Even if he was older.
kukopia 0
Dude... really... it's NOT about her wanting him, EVER, geezzz. What are you, like 10 and thinking this will work for you???
joy1523 0
relax, that comment was clearly sarcastic. and hilarious. lighten up.
deliapearl 0
sounds like a future stalker
fMYYYlife 0
I heella want a bluberry poptart..
ananamoose 0
First off I feel sorry for you that you have to use the word hella, it's quite embarassing really. second of all you spelled it heela, which means what? Are you trying to say the spanish word for heel? Because I'm pretty sure that's not right, although i wasn't a spanish major...
zachbredberg 0
How is it embarrassing to say hella? I say it all the time. Here in Cali it's basically in everyone's vocabulary. Get over it.
ananamoose 0
100 percent disagree
bridawg 0
well then **** you why do people like you have to comment on fml just so everyone knows your right. dick
Trollkiller 0
if I tell u all that I actually killed a troll would anyone believe it ? exactly op plz stay away from that kid coz it seems that next time u go to babysit him he might even try to rape u with his pencil ****. b careful n no ydi or fml here
Artanias 0
Shoulda tried to explain it to the parents, if they wouldn't believe him, then the best thing would be to walk up to the kid, and hit him for real then say "There, now i hit him"
07191995 0
WIN
perryscherry 0
win (x2)