Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
BlueBaronBitch 22
He seems a little insecure.. just a little..
InternetHobo 18
Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact
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Comments (73)
uhohitslisa2 20
Wow. Seriously, FYL OP. But it's good that you don't have to deal with that anymore.
amazed_71 14
Overreact much? Sounds like you found out about his major jealousy issue. I can only hope you didn't have too much time invested in the boyfriend. Glad you're wise enough to see the issue and call him your ex.
amazed_71 14
Glad to hear that you call him your ex. sounds like he has jealousy issues, which almost always only worsen over time. Kudos to you for seeing that.
shannon2348 14
I'm glad you dumped him. That's just sick.