Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
BlueBaronBitch 22
He seems a little insecure.. just a little..
InternetHobo 18
Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact
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Comments (73)
bprattle93 1
Glad that guy's an ex.
the_real_dvd 21
I hope it was you that broke up with him.
EliGolsdworthy 7
That's scary considering his brother's clearly years younger then you two
fwapo3 3
*****
mld4657 28
wow. he sure seems to think highly of you. be glad he's an ex now
MorganHex 28
He did you a favor ,now you have seen who he really is ,so move on and find Mr. Right bc is sure as hell wasn't that guy
cloudyface 23
But why would you want to go to an 11-year-old birthday party.
Xamry14 10
Get involved with her partners family? How a good girlfriend/boyfriend is supposed to act? It's always a good idea to get on good terms with your SO's family as one day they may be your in laws. It's not weird at all
amazed_71 14
Maybe she sees him as a little brother.
rapsodiya2005 6
I hope you were the one to dump this paranoid excuse of a person.
CuteKoalaGirl 18
I hope this is your soon to be EX boyfriend. Yikes!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Might want to reread the FML. He is already her ex.
LyricaSilvan 30
Some people are just entirely too jealous.