Today, I actually overheard the sentence, “People who can’t go vegan for medical reasons should die gracefully rather than eat an animal.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML
Today, despite feeling healthier than ever, losing fat, gaining muscle and having perfect blood results, my morbidly obese relatives keep telling me that my new vegan diet is "unhealthy". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, I asked my friend if he’d ever consider going vegan, like me. His response was, and I quote, “Ew, no, I’d rather get shot! How dare you even ask?” A simple “No thanks, I’m not interested” would’ve done just fine, bro. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my husband we should try go vegan for a while to see if there were any health benefits. He threw me over his shoulder and put me outside, because, “crazy plant ladies live outside with the other vegetables.” FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML
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Thaylok 17
When it comes to caring what anyone thinks about what I eat, I can only think of 2 people who matter. My wife and.... hmm nope just the 1 person. Everyone else can go play soccer in a minefield with their opinion. Basically, don't put stock in what that person thinks unless you have to sleep with them every night.
core01 30
They say that until they are starving
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Thaylok 17
When it comes to caring what anyone thinks about what I eat, I can only think of 2 people who matter. My wife and.... hmm nope just the 1 person. Everyone else can go play soccer in a minefield with their opinion. Basically, don't put stock in what that person thinks unless you have to sleep with them every night.
core01 30
They say that until they are starving
Anderling 33
Spoken like someone who has not yet heard the “we need to either genetically modify all predators into herbivores or exterminate them all” vegans.
Razath 17
Those kind of people exist?
Jessica Carey 11
yes, and there are also vegans out there that advocate for exterminating predators all together.
RichardPencil 32
Preferably before they procreate, so we can purge the human race of the filthy carnivores.
IHaveThePower 18
Tell me you have no idea how natural ecosystems work without telling me you didn't pass second grade...
omega Smilodon 1
Every person on the planet can’t go vegan for medical reasons. Veganism causes malnutrition over extended periods of time. without tons of supplementation, vegans would eventually starve to death.