Today, I think I was just nominated as a crazy old cat lady. I was sitting in my garden when a stray methodically came back and forth, leaving her three kittens in one of my flowerbeds two feet from me, and now she hasn’t been back all day. I guess I own cats now. Three of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I adopted a stray cat that kept showing up at my door. Turns out, it belongs to my neighbours. It wasn’t lost; it just doesn’t like living with them. Now, they want it back. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I was a lesbian because I haven't brought a guy home in over 7 years. Nope. I'm just a crazy cat lady, minus the cats. FML
Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
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FluffythePink 23
I love it when cats decide that they're just going to give someone kittens. There's really not a lot you can do when she tags you with a 'you're up' and walks off. I guess you just have to take the compliment that she thinks you're a good person to give them to and enjoy the sudden kittens.
juggalo2 22
Well hot diggety dog.
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FluffythePink 23
I love it when cats decide that they're just going to give someone kittens. There's really not a lot you can do when she tags you with a 'you're up' and walks off. I guess you just have to take the compliment that she thinks you're a good person to give them to and enjoy the sudden kittens.
PuppiesKisses 19
Have fun with the bottle feeding. In my experience, cats that had to be raised on bottles grew up to be...weird.
juggalo2 22
Well hot diggety dog.