Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
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kendalle_fml 0
umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?
timtam24 0
your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock
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Comments (148)
lulzx 0
LOL
idratherbewrestl 0
ydi for being an idiot and standing behind a moving car... now thats darwinism at its finest
jonnymohio 2
I think you're as much as fault as she is. You know that old saying: Hit me with a car once, shame on you. Hit me with a car twice, shame on me. Hit me a third time, and its the beginning of a BDSM relationship.
Intoxicunt 6
Haha, I like it. #13 FTW.
rayrayy_fml 0
#13 ftw. Also, maybe you should stop biking in the driveway?
kukopia 0
Modern version of 'love taps'?!??
BoyMac 0
Ha ha ha! That was great #13!!! So... you jumped in front of a moving car 3 times then... see a councilor.
TheMikeyK 0
YDI. You are the biggest idiot I know. You are nothing but a sucker for punsihment. Watch where you are going. If you can't do that, go take a ******* bike safety course, before you ruin someone else's car or kill yourself.
whatever2304 0
if she's don't it twice before you shouldn't be stupid enough to stand there a third time. YDI
djspazy 0
All you people saying ydi for standing behind a moving car, I'm going to assume that you're all really bad drivers. It's the driver's responsibility when backing up to look behind for any people, obstacles, or other cars. If the OP's mom had hit someone else, like some random person walking by on the sidewalk and crossing the driveway, she is totally at fault. She's lucky it's her kid and her kid isn't going to do anything about it. If I was walking by and she hit me, I'd sue the crap out of her. And the court would definitely side with me.
themixedt4pe 0
I agree. I mean, sure, the OP should be watching for cars too, but come on... her mom must be blind. I don't know about Australia, but in America if someone had the guts, they could probably report that sort of thing to the police and get points taken from their mother's license. Someone hitting 3 pedestrians (because face it, she could just have easily been a complete stranger walking by) a is a total hazard on the road. Or you could charge her with child abuse. Not that I'm suggesting anything, just some stuff to think about. >;-)
Puolukka 4
I agree...also the OP could have been standing kind of besides the car waiting for her to back out and then she started turning and hit the OP that way. I highly doubt they were stupid enough to be standing right behind the car when she backed out.
sixteen8seven 0
you @assholes! Check before you back out. More like she is TRYING to hit the kid.
seveer4444 2
i think she is TRYING to KILL you
crackberrie 0
this isn't necessarily a "you deserve it" but after having been hit by your mom TWICE previously, haven't you learned your lesson to stay out of her way when she is backing up?
deaditegirl 0
After 3 times you still haven't learned to get out of the way of a car? How stupid are you? YDI. Yeah, she should look behind her, but you have a responsibility to pay attention as well, which you clearly aren't.