Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
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Top comments
kendalle_fml 0
umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?
timtam24 0
your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock
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Comments (148)
jts2 3
Okay, this is both the OP and the OP's mother's fault. The OP is an idiot for being near the driveway when someone is backing out. The OP's mother is an idiot for backing out of the driveway when their CHILD IS IN THE WAY.
hollyemma92 0
oh..my...word. you both really need to look first haha surely you'd both check after the first time never mind the third :P
Tedet 0
Simple. Get a new mum.
LiaMMV 0
3rd time is shame on you, kid.
djb23 0
at least she didn't hit you in your happy sacks this time..
midwestjerk 0
Try to be more attentive, moron. Maybe next time she'll do the world a favor and ******* kill you.
purplepickle 0
then maybe you should consider taking a nap with your bike somewhere other than your driveway.
g00nie 0
......why would you stand in the middle of the driveway while she's backing out in the first place?
frannytrois64 0
Put this bitch on suicide watch
kyns 0
three times that has happened to you? sorry dude, but i don't feel sorry for you anymore. i'll just laugh my way out of this now.