Anonymous
San Ramon, United States
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shewantsmedead
Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Anonymous
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Cypress, United States
This is fine
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
notapetkiller
New Hyde Park, United States
Road rage
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Get back here!
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Anonymous
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
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746278Ab 14
Hey "accidents" can happen to BOTH people...
nickzpic 8
At the end of the day you still get the last laugh when you rail her daughter... Or son
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Comments (82)
1Dfangirl 21
I was the first to vote and comment
zBLAKEz 23
Do you want a cookie?
macystar 14
What an original first comment that was.
Dt33345 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
RUN! RUN AND NEVER STOP!
cyttex 13
Ops mother in law is in a car she can catch up and "accidentally" hit her again
Ambient25 25
#2's logic: run in straight lines!
JocelynKaulitz 28
You know what they say…don't get angry, get even ;)
Verst 16
Never forget about the double-ended dagger. An "accident" could always occur to her as well.
seprunner 12
Serpentine!
746278Ab 14
Hey "accidents" can happen to BOTH people...
Ashamed_Sister 60
Maybe an accident with a lawn mower while mom-in-law takes a sunbath.
sdroze1389 31
"I told her to stop making toast in the bath"
Ermony 3
I told her not to sleep with snakes in her bed.
ZY1431 24
well i dare say she was trying to tell you something
Ambient25 25
I don't think it was "can you check the car for a flat?"
Sports_guy3 28
Or, "make sure there's no oil leaking".
nickzpic 8
At the end of the day you still get the last laugh when you rail her daughter... Or son
xerbrus 14
that's disgusting you might want to reread the post it do you mean to promote incest because that's sick and twisted
xerbrus 14
i read wrong my bad
Soloman212 28
9, are you seriously that stupid? Not to mention that the amount of ACTUAL incest jokes are on an order of magnitudes, yet this comment is the one you flip out on..
Majexs 2
That post made no sense. He corrected himself like 4 minutes after, thus making you stupid for even bothering to write that out. People make mistakes, I wish some people didn't have to single out that poor asshole, everyone's been there.
iipinkette 16
Why don't you "accidentally" report it because it sounds like your life is in danger, to me atleast .
seprunner 12
Out of love?
smokecloud_ 37
"It was just a love tap!"
bahamut357 16
Two tons of shiny, metal love taps? Who could ask for more!
WCARlover 35
That's legitimately terrifying and you should tell your significant other you're never going to see the mother again
xerbrus 14
Do a barrel roll.....No OVER the car
badluckross 21
So just "accidentally" run her over too?
warsun 27
What if they'll "accidently" start to car joust?