Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
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Top comments
kendalle_fml 0
umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?
timtam24 0
your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock
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Comments (148)
refuses2hooah 0
One of you REALLY needs to learn a lesson. Possibly both, but my expectations are pretty low these days.
ChiliRamen 0
You both suck. As soon as you hear the car start up, get the hell out of the way. Also, tell your mom to take it easy coming out of the ******* driveway. If she's going out at a normal speed, you must be LETTING her hit you. But if all of a sudden theres a ******* car in your face, she's PROBABLY going too fast for her own good. And yours.
sobe23 0
I don't think your mom likes you very much. She might be trying to kill you. lmao. Thats wrong.
perryscherry 0
that was my exact thought...lol
2bad4life 0
Have u thought that maybe just maybe shes doing it on purpose??
9k5 0
Maybe you uh, shouldn't stand behind her car any more. =D
sascey 0
your fault, dont stand behind the car
fastcared 1
Hey maybe you should learn to be safe
SpitFyre 0
Really, if this has happened twice already, why are you still standing behind or, indeed, anywhere near her car when she is backing out?
B00_fml 0
I say YDI because if it happens once and you don't move it will happen again. DUH.
maipinkbear 0
in OP's defense, some people freeze in the face of danger. but you should ask your mom if she knows how to use her rearview mirrors. or, like everyone else is saying, stop riding your bike in the driveway and run the hell away when she starts the car.