Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
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kendalle_fml 0
umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?
timtam24 0
your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock
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Comments (148)
helpmeiamblind 0
Take the hint! Get out while you still can!
Aly3277 0
Seriously? How many times do you have to get run over in order to...oh, I don't know....move out of the way? Also, if she's run you over 3 times, I think she's trying to tell you something being one of the following: 1. I'm going senile and blind and should not be driving anymore. Please take my license away. 2. I hate you and want you to die. Good luck, I guess....next time move.
truth34bos 0
Thats How Im Gonna Teach My Kids To Not Play In The Street
ThatDopeKid 0
First, someone should teach you how to write without capitalizing the beginnings to all your words.
xoerica9 0
Grammar lessons FTW!
muffinsareyummy 1
sounds like your "mum" isn't very fond of you or your bike.
SuperSamBam 0
whoever said YDI, you're not a very good person.
Scoop2552 6
She's after you, setting a goal.
IrishChris 0
she is after you... TAKE THE HINT lol
mrsnicks 0
Take some personal responsibility for your life. Also be aware of your surroundings and quit standing behind cars that are backing up.... I a mean REALLY!
Crazyging 0
get a new leg
containsnosoy 0
I can understand getting hit once. Twice is a little iffy, you think you'd be a little more aware, but three times, you have to hold yourself accountable. Honestly.