Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss called me to say that I'm fired because I was "deliberately ignoring" the messages from a head of another department who wanted to contact me regarding some "urgent" (not really) project. I was on "Do not disturb" because it's my vacation, and this SOB is not even my boss anyway. FML
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flamemlk 0
Today, I kept calling my employee. She wouldn't pick up. the last time she actually picked up and started yelling foul language. I was just trying to find out why she was taking her day off a day early. FML
yonika_babyyeah 0
LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)
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yonika_babyyeah 0
LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)
suaveneanderthal 0
Honestly it all could of been avoided if you hadn't of eaten at that dairy queen two days ago.
yonika_babyyeah 0
lol wtf does dairy queen have to do with my comment or the OP'S?
mochiko 0
HOW IS THIS ANYTHING BUT A YDI?
yonika_babyyeah 0
lol wow..
Cjw1220 0
Or slapped that polar bear with a can of French onion dip...
II_OJs_glove_II 0
good luck finding a new job
ohmyword08 0
ahaha, that suucks.
Intoxicunt 6
Happy job hunting.
Squirrellord911 0
fun
untalented1 0
why not blame it on your dog at least? pretend you were yelling at your dog... or ask the question, "who was phone?" anyway, ydi for having trying to take it out on a poor innocent phone.
Matias_Says_FML 4
Maybe the OP was at work and didn't have her dog with her. Nevertheless, it's still YDI.
Matias_Says_FML 4
If she even has a dog for that matter.
teentee401 37
It says this happened on her day off, 60. She wouldn't be at work
_jdreaming 0
Nice!
flamemlk 0
Today, I kept calling my employee. She wouldn't pick up. the last time she actually picked up and started yelling foul language. I was just trying to find out why she was taking her day off a day early. FML
Nomad609 0
Or the last sentence should be "I was just about to give news to her promotion when she suddenly picked up and started yelling obscenities." :))
sublime93 0
Either way its not funny
perryscherry 0
^this
jts2 3
WILLPEOPLESTOPDOINGDAMNREVERSEFMLSANDLEARNTHEIRNOTFUNNY?
jts2 3
And after I do that, I realize I mispelled they're. ... Damn.
Allstarr23 1
And misspell
nerdlover92596 0
^^ ha. nice :)
albinorhino 0
U fail
aresgirl 0
haha wow fail